Jon Cozart Roasts Lilly Singh, Liza Koshy & Casey Neistat with a Song - Streamys 2017 Lyrics by Jon Cozart
2017
[Verse 1] When you ask, "Who's the cutie with the big brown eyes?" I say, "That's Cameron Dallas, just some Internet guy" "And who's that man with a drink in his hand?" I say, "That's Shay Carl, I wonder who he's texting?" [Pre-Chorus 1] It's the Internet's biggest night For the A-list of the D-list We're like other award shows without the budget Or reason to exist [Chorus 1] You wouldn't wanna be me Me being at the Streamys The fourth Jonas Brother of award shows [Verse 2] But Jon, specifically who are all of these people? Well, I'm glad you asked Most of them are New York Times best-selling authors, don't you read?! That's totally fine, neither do they And hey, Connor Franta is here, so stylish and chic Even his butthole's Millennial Pink How about Casey Neistat, the Internet's Sean Penn A fearless counterculturalist, now works for CNN [Pre-Chorus 2] And Snapchat is to Insta stories as Lilly Singh is to Liza They do the same thing, just one did it first But now people prefer the other [Chorus 2] You wouldn't wanna be me Me being at the Streamys The Chipotle queso of award shows [Bridge] And if you're wondering why I haven't mentioned your name Or the likes of Tyler Oakley or Hannah Hart Well, don't you worry, your careers will be featured During the "In Memoriam" part [Verse 3] We all love Jenna Marbles, her chihuahuas, her shih tzus Her next challenge video's "100 Layers of Daddy Issues" And if you mistake Dodie Clark for a girl of 15 No worries, Dodie Clark tends to do the same thing And hey, Shane Dawson is here, up for "Creator of the Year" Spent half of his career in Blackface [Chorus 3] You wouldn't wanna be me Eager to leave the Streamys The Phantom Menace of award shows The Streamys The Teen Choice Awards for everyone who wasn't invited to the Teen Choice Awards The Streamys It's the Streamys of award shows
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