[Verse 1] Baby, I look into your eyes I feel the fire burning deep inside Maybe it’s cause you’re so confident But I’m guessing a more likely cause is I’m fructose intolerant [Chorus] Your love’s contagious oh yeah Just like the genital warts I got from Steve Oh, contagious oh yeah Or maybe I gave them to Steve [Verse 2] But I’m so in love with you, how do you expect me to Remember when and where I got my STI Love is a mystery, just like my sexual history Tonight it’s you and mе, and my HPV [Verse 3] Darling, I’m falling at your feet I know that you’re the one to makе my life complete What you’ve started, I’ve never felt this way Except when the exact same thing happened with some hot guy the other day [Chorus] Your love’s outrageous oh yeah Just like a goblin in a hardware store Oh, outrageous oh yeah What is he even looking for? [Verse 4] But I’m so in love with you, how do you expect me to Know the reason why for a mythical creature’s DIY Love is so complicated, Ikea desks are overrated Tonight it’s you and me, and that goblin if he’s free [Bridge] This is the bridge … the bridge of the song Yeah, this is the part of the song That’s the bridge Ooh makes it seem like this song Has a lot more going on If you put a bridge in, just put a bridge right there in it Not so close to the end it’s still got time to build up again Normally … After the second chorus That is the most logical place to put it Oohh songwriting formulas This is the BRIDGIEST part of the song so far Ahhhhh BRIIIIIDGGGGE End of bridge [Chorus] Your love’s ambitious oh yeah Juts like a stage mum with an ugly kid Oh delicious oh yeah Like a lobster in a satin slip [Verse 5] I’m so in love with you, how do you expect me to Give fashion information to an underdressed crustacean Love gives me stomach tension – wait, that’s just indigestion Tonight I’ll be your queen, tomorrow I’ll be Jar Jar Binks
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