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I Have a Face Lyrics by Jude Perl

2019

[Verse 1]
Well-meaning friends
Might offer advice
With solutions that you've heard
A thousand times before
Have you tried meditation?
Oh my God, no
You're the first person to suggest
Appropriated eastern philosophy
Why didn't I think of that?
Well I'm not gonna tell you
Everything's gonna be alright
'Cause I don't know what kinda f***d-up s**t
Is happening in your life
[Refrain]
But what I will do is share with you
Some phrases I find comforting
Phrase One
[Pre-Chorus]
A light breakfast
Will be provided
No heavy lifting
For the rest of the day
Free postage
But my favorite phrase
Of all to say is
[Chorus]
I havе a face
And you have a face
And еvery part of it
Is in the right place
Nobody's face
Could ever replace your face
That would be a disgrace!
[Verse 2]
Looking around
It's all pretty bleak
Lots of evidence to show the world
Is ending this week
You try to do the right thing
By recycling
Your soft plastic but you can't find the drop-off point at the supermarket so you just put it in the normal bin and feel bad
Well I'm not gonna tell you
That we're all gonna work it out
'Cause humans are Earth's leechy boyfriend
And she should totally kick us out
[Refrain]
But what I will do
Is share with you
Some phrases I find comforting
[Pre-Chorus]
Arch support
Will be provided
Plush bathrobes
Available in teal
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But the phrase that has
The most appeal is
[Chorus]
I have a face
And you have a face
And every part of it
Is in the right place
Nobody's face
Could ever replace your face
That would be a disgrace
[Bridge]
'Cause life doesn't come with any guarantees
Like having to get an abortion
After having sex with a guy who had a vasectomy
Uggh
Or being disappointed with every Star Wars film
Made after 1983
Like writing a song called "Ironic"
And then everyone makes fun of you
'cause the lyrics aren't technically irony
Isn't that ironic?
No? I guess don't really know the definition of that word either
[Verse 3]
Well you don't have to tell me
Everything's gonna be alright
It's nice that you care but
You don't have to lie
[Refrain]
I'll tell you
What you can do
Use these phrases that are comforting
[Pre-Chorus]
My shoulder will be provided
I'm sorry things have been s**t
I'm listening
But if you only remember one phrase
Make it this
[Chorus]
I have a face
And you have a face
And every part of it
Is in the right place
Nobody's face
Could ever replace your face
That would be a disgrace
And I would really miss your face
[Alt. Chorus]
I have a heart
And you have a heart
And I know that sometimes
That's the most painful part
But when feelings get scarred
You can cry or make art
That's a start
You're alive, sweetheart
[Interlude]
Ohh oh oh
Yeah yeah
Oh yeah
I really love your face, yeah
Oh, and I'm- and I'm sorry if this song is offensive
To people that don't have faces
I try to be inclusive of everyone
But you know, sometimes I'm still
Figuring all that stuff out
[Alt. Chorus]
So if you don't have a face
Your lack of face is ace
And I would never want your lack of face
To be erased, no!
Oh I- I really love your lack of face, yeah!
Your lack of face
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ohh, woah yeah
[Outro]
It's really really nice
I like the way that it looks
When it is that baby face
Gimme that face!
Yeah! Oh I
Really love it
Really love it
Really love it
Really love it
Really love-
Really love your face
A LOT!
Credits
Jude Perl

Jude Perl

About “I Have a Face” by Jude Perl

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