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Hamish Lyrics by Jude Perl

2022

[Verse 1]
You and I were in the same English class in twenty oh six
And you would draw pictures of girls' asses
And that’s when I knew that you
You liked girls' asses
[Verse 2]
You sat there in your plain white t-shirt
Between Tim and Susan
And I could see your nipples through your t-shirt
I’m only human
How can I resist you?
[Chorus]
Hamish!
Oh Hamish McMahon
The way that you'd sit in that chair
Hamish!
Your pants were low
I could see your turquoise underwear
Hamish!
I’m falling for you
And your vain attempts at facial hair
Hamish!
Hamish McMahon
I liked you because you were there
[Verse 3]
You played drums, and just listened to records
You liked Stanley Kubrick
You were always carrying a skateboard
But I never saw you ride it
But I bet you knew lots of sweet tricks!
[Chorus]
Hamish!
Oh, Hamish McMahon
I think that we’ve got a shot
Hamish!
Oh, You know that it’s true
Cause we both quote Seth Rogen a lot
(Same sense of humor!)
Hamish!
Yeah, Hamish McMahon
Your shark tooth necklace looks hot
Hamish!
Yeah! Hamish McMahon
Why won’t you give me a thought?
[Bridge]
You dropped out of school in year ten
I never saw you again
But three weeks ago I was in Mornington
Singing at the wedding of your best friend
[Verse 4]
I saw you sculling two full glasses
Then you stood on the dance floor
And waited to grab the bridesmaids' asses
And that’s when I knew for sure
There wasn’t much more to
[Chorus]
Hamish!
Oh, Hamish McMahon
Now I know what happened to you
Hamish!
Your fly is undone
And your girlfriend is yelling at you
Hamish!
He works in real estate now
And has two kids named Zyler and Moon
Hamish!
Ooh, Hamish McMahon
You’re still the McBoy that I knew
[Outro]
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, Hamish!
Oh remember when
Remember when
Remember when you and AJ handed the same assignment into media class?
And the teacher was like “well I’m just gonna fail both of you if you both handed in the same thing and each of you said the other one copied each other" and that was… I should’ve known then
Hamish!
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About “Hamish” by Jude Perl

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