[Intro]
Bad Idea Rap
Yuri vs Mikan Tsumiki
Begin
[Verse 1 - Yuri]
We build sandcastles, though it always ends the same
So a beach setting won't change the ending to a Danganronpa game
And Mikan's just another who was caught inside a thoughtless rage
No need for Monika, you're not one to stay on top debates
But if you think that you can write, then go ahead and prove it
Since your death just proves that you're not great with executions
Your series ending left fans in more pain than that voice did
All those needles and yet your whole story was pointless
[Verse 2 - Mikan Tsumiki]
Please, stop! All I want is to bandage you up!
'Cause your arms are more worrying when it comes to damaging cuts
But we'll help those wounds patch! And I guess it makes sense that
You couldn't carry a verse with such a broken back
Ah! I'm so sorry! I'll make sure that this check up's quick!
Seems you're getting so heated near MC, it could get you sick
Get an ice pack and some rest, and please don't be upset now
But I'd think it'd be best if you could get that pen out
Won the player by acting as soft as how your art's drawn
But then later Monika came and brought it to a hard stop
Any chance of your story coming back is far gone
A picture's worth a thousand words yet we've heard none from Portrait of Markov
[Verse 3 - Yuri, Natsuki, Hiyoko Saionji]
It's amazing how a story can do so much with its concept
So forgive me for disliking how the sequel had little content
Its theme and story, the dialogue was corny
All of it added to an experience more lifeless than Sayori
Um, Yuri? That's not a real person
Guess I gotta help 'cause on your own, you're worthless
And I thought the case 3 lady would be crazy but I got this
Call this mic Ibuki the way I'm about to drop it
[Verse 4 - Hiyoko Saionji]
Traditional Dancer, Hiyoko Saionji
Baking up Little Miss Cupcake, I got heat
With candies and beats, it seems what I drop's sweet
I'll beat with ease two purple haired copies
But why don't we talk about this little brat
Who can't handle the fact MC don't like her back
'Cause her character's flat, such a pathetic act
Monika left you last, then she gave you the axe
And at that point in time, there wasn't effort to hide how you died
But I'll take after her when I'm popping off more than your eyes
You and Yuri butt heads so much, but in the end
The fight of MC's love left him and Sayori more tied-up than Komaeda
And as for ugly pig, that verse was fucking shit
Go for disses instead of forgiveness, you dumbass bitch
On a beat should mean you do anything but stop its pace
Though being put to sleep's the only way you can get to Hajime
[Verse 5 - Mikan Tsumiki, Yuri, Natsuki, Hiyoko Saionji]
It's not fair, not fair, how you get to belittle me
Even with that growth spurt, you've the shortest temper I've ever seen
Forget who's your opponent? Too ditzy to diss me?
If only pissy missy could go missing just as quickly
God Yuri, jeez, maybe lay off the tea a bit
Don't you have a closet to hide in, little piece of shit
Oh please, seems none of you losers could out-rap me
So much anger here, and I thought Natsuki's neck was snappy
Got malnutrition, you and that brat should both eat your words
Hey, I thought I was- Natsuki, maybe wait your fucking turn
Tsumiki, you're a nurse, go stop Doki Doki's flat lines
Big talk for banana hair! Natsuki, for the last time
No matter what I do, you always get in between it
With MC and my love, and now in my fight with this bitch
I was just joking- Damn Natsuki, when will you learn?
I'll stomp and crush this stupid worm
Did she just- Aahhhh! Why is everyone against me?
I don't have patience for these patients, I hate patients, I hate patients!
Why don't we get to the point, the sharp edge we're approaching?
Wait Yuri, something's wrong! Natsuki, if you don't shut the fuck up!
Yuri, stop, listen to yourself, please!
Look at what they've done to both you and me
I gave you your warnings, told you to step aside
It's the end of your life as my knife sends a slice-
Oh my god. Oh my god no no no no I need to get out of here
I'm gonna throw up-
Mikan... what the hell did you just do?
I made her... stop. She can't hurt anyone now... can she?
[Outro - JustGamer, Monokuma]
A body has been discovered!
Who won?
Who's next?
Who asked?
Stay tuned for the next Bad Idea Rap Battle, which is on the wa-
