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RUM PUM PUM Lyrics by Matt Rogers (NY)

Have You Heard Of Christmas?

23

Hey boy
I know what you want even if you don't, boy
You wanna get fucked up on the dance floor
Yeah, I know it's Christmas, don't be shy, boy
Grandma's not around
Saw your name on the naughty list highlighted in red
Now you're up in the club in someone else's sweat
Open up for somebody that you don't know
Lose your inhibitions when the drums go
RUM PUM PUM (fuck!)
Shake that fat Christmas ass
RUM PUM PUM (fuck!)
Let it go, hit the snow
RUM PUM PUM (fuck!)
Get it hard, send a card
RUM PUM PUM (fuck)
Little drum, cum
Yeah, boy
See it in your eyes that you are mine now, boy
Don't worry that people are around, boy
You won't get in trouble
You're a good boy
And your grandmothеr is dead
Saw your name on the naughty list highlightеd in red
Sorry to remind you that your grandmother is dead
I am sure she's as proud of you as I am now
Little Drummer Boy 'bout to go "POW, POW"
RUM PUM PUM (fuck!)
Rest in Peace, Mary Louise
RUM PUM PUM (fuck!)
Grandma hug, do a drug
RUM PUM PUM (fuck!)
Miss you girl! Twirl!
RUM PUM PUM (fuck)
Little drum, cum
Oh! You make all your deceased relatives proud
Oh! When you toss it back, know that they're lookin' down
Oh! You make all your deceased relatives proud
Oh! When you toss it back, know that they're lookin' down
Rum pum pum
Sorry, I know you miss her
Rum pum pum
I will call you an Uber
Rum pum pum
Okay, I'll call you a Lyft
Rum pum pum
Consider this my gift
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Matt Rogers (NY)

Matt Rogers (NY)

About “RUM PUM PUM” by Matt Rogers (NY)

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