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MC Face Goin’ Solo Lyrics by MC Face

Not the Green Tom Show

1998

Aight yo
Fuck this shit yo
I don't need no fucking music
No Fuckin’ Tom Green fuckin' drum beats and shit like that yo
It's like Tom Green thinks he’s all like fuckin' that
With his fuckin' dinky rink little fuckin' beats and shit
Yo I don't need no motherfuckin' music
I just fuckin' go off on the fuckin' acapella tip you know
What i’m sayin
Check This Out
I rock microphones without a doubt
I don’t need no Tom Green wimpy beat
I rock the microphone and make you all freak
Freak frack frack frick frick fruck fuck
I got the girls on my jock cause I'm Face
I in da place and I am no disgrace
No Disgrace No fucking disgrace
I be making so much fucking sound with my mouth
You fuckin’ running from the place
That's right don't need no fuckin' wimpy beats
Boom boom ba ka ka boom boom bu ka
Don’t need none of that shit because I'm so fuckin' hardcore
Fucking shit commin' out my mouth so fuckin' hard
I be soundin' fucking super
When Tom Green is in the fuckin' place I'm fuckin' not duper
I'm just El Debarge
I get fuckin' large
My fuckin' eyes bulge out of my fuckin' face
It's the fuckin' face in the place
It's the fuckin face in the place
Tom Green tried to make a fuckin' beat for me but the beat's
Wack
Glen Humplink is the fucking mac
Derek Harvey is the pedophile snack
Edgar J Roo is the fuckin' girly pack pack pack puck pluh
Plah plah pbah
Cigarettes I like smoking cigarettes I don't care about
Getting cancer
I am the superist dancer
Listen to me dance
Dancin I am the machine
I had a wet dream thinking of my spleen
I don't know what that mean
I walked down the street in a pair of blue jeans
Ggh Dream gleam bleam bleam
Chew che ch ch Chewing Gum
Tom I don't need your fuckin' beats man
Chewing gum is tasty
It's really fucking tasty
I like the strawberry
And the raspberry I don't
I like the cherry
I like all the different kinds of berry
Gum is the tastiest kind of candy
When I was young it was really dandy
It would come in handy if I had to
Patch up a hole in a canoe
I'd just get a bunch of fuckin' gum and this is what I'd do
I'd fill it in the hole!
And mother fuckers would say you sinkin'
Nah not with my type of thinking
Got a pack of watermelon bubblicious and its stinkin'
And I put it in the fuckin' crack
What you think of that
I'm not going down
Gonna fish till the sun go down
Then I'll just stroll back home fuckin' eating bubblicious
Iike its fuckin so delicious
So nutrioutuous
So freak-a-fuckinlicious
So freak-a-fuckin dippy dishes
Doing fucking laundry
Never fucking dishes
Fuckin' turkey fuckin' bone breakin
Getting fuckin' wishes
Stuff, I don't need no fuckin' beat
Don't need no fuckin' music
I'll I need is a fucking microphone so watch me do this
Yo I'm wearin a fuckin' gray sweatshirt
That I bought at the gap for 58 fuckin' dollars
That's right, and its so fuckin' cool to wear it
Its all warm and stuff and when I put it on and zip it up
Its all warm look look i'm gonna zip it up
D Yo DJ! That's right
DJ Gap
That right what ya think of fuckin' that
Tom Green ya beats are so wack
I got a zipper that makes you sound like a fuckin' Jack
Off, Jack Off
You sound like a Jack Off
But I sound like Barry fuckin' White compared to you
Glen Humplink you can screw yourself
Derek Harvey I saw you in the fucking underwear catalog
To see those fucking eatons and shit fuckin' USA
Fuckin' Bloomingdale shit
Don't hear of Never Corn
Corn on the cob, So delicious
Saw a girl on the internet, piece of corn it was gross
She wasn't eating it. People were saying oh my god
I can't believe that, Holy Shit, Don't download that
People ran over to my brother and they said
What the fuck are you doing with that picture
And I said and then my mom came into the room and she said
Holy shit that's my fucking nephew and shit
We'd never seen him do that before and
Remember the time we went to the fucking barbeque last
Summer
And we were having corn and shit and it was disgusting and
We thought it tasted funny at the time and
All these people came over and they started crying and
The dogs the dog came in and he smelled the carpets
And everybody said "Why is the dog smelling the carpet?"
And then we realized there was a big fuckin piece of
Chicken
Jsssg GGG Ggguh
Birds third, birds came over and sold me a monopoly board
With all like different street names but it was like
Bought in fucking Nicaragua so it was all Spanish streets
That we never heard of and shit
And we didn't realize that the parker brothers had such a
Fuckin' worldwide reach and shit
And everybody said "Holy Shit!, Holy Shit!"
You got fuckin' Santa Maria avenue that will be a nickel
And I couldn't fucking believe it
And everybody came over and started fondling their genitals
And I said "Don't touch that, Its rude, its Christmas
Don't touch that part of your body
No. you disgusting disgusting man
Don't touch yourself there
Maybe your you're just stupid or something
Maybe you're just stupid. Aaaahhh
Aaaaaah my CD sucks, Ahhh my fucking CD Sucks
I'm just realizing it now
Oh my god, I'm so fucking embarrassed
People are gonna listen to this shit and they are going to
Say
Who the fuck wasted their fucking money putting out this
Piece of fucking garbage
Holy Shit Holy Shit
5 years from now someone's gonna play this shit to me
And they are gonna fuckin' laugh and me and they are gonna
Say
Holy fuck, you stupid fucking loser
You stupid stupid fucking loser what were you thinking
(Coughing)
Oh my god I'm dying, I've killed myself, I've fucking killed
Myself
Oh god
I'm, getting outta here. I'm leaving the studio
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