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Slaughter Ya Oughta Lyrics by MC Face

Not the Green Tom Show

1998

[Intro]
Yo, check this out
To all my homeboys making noise
With the clubs in the clubs
We're gonna go crazy with the clubs on the seals for real
Check it out, yo
[Verse 1]
Take the baton
Drop it onto the head
And now she's dead
Killing baby seals
Keepin' it real
You want to chew the beef
But you rather chew the veal
Cause killing babies for you has mass appeal
So how does it feel
I guess it feels alright
Because I like to smack a baby seal every night
With the cute brown eyes
And the white fur coat
And when you kill them in the water well they usually float
And that's all she wrote
Because I'm down like that
And when I kill the baby seal
I grab the bat
I don't use my gat
Just a Louisville Slugger
Then I take it by the nape of the neck
And slit the jugular
[Chorus]
We watch them bleed on the snow
Because killing baby seals is exactly how we go
And when I say I'm chillin'
It's forty five below
Because killing baby seals is exactly how I go
I like to take the camera for the home video
Because killing baby seals is exactly how I go
[Post-Chorus Monologue]
I sent the tape up to Bob Saget
He wouldn’t play it
Because he doesn’t think videos
With killing seals in it
And babies is funny
Ya' know what I'm saying
But check it
All the people up in Newfoundland
We are starvin'
Because the seals killing all the cod
We got to get to the problem
Before it's existence
[Verse 2]
You see the serious cod
Every cod is a job
And when the cod are all gone
Then the jobs are all gone
And when the jobs are all gone
Then my kids don't get shoes
And when they don't get shoes
Then everybody lose
So we get the seals before they get the cod
And now we laughin'
Jump on the icebreaker
Then lift off to Baffin
Island because we stylin'
Eating our pocket
With the fur lining
It's like The Shining
It's a craze
As I go through the maze
I feel amazed
How much I want to kill
But we just chill
We in it for the long term thrill
We like suffering slow
And blood on the snow
And just like you
We make the heads go boom
I got Seal carcasses all over my room
And if my mom walks in
She'd be a gasp
Specially if she caught me in the middle of a bum blast
[Outro]
Haha, you know what I'm sayin'
Haha, cause parents just don't understand
And we out
Space Ace
In the place
And we don't stop
And we don't space
Space Ace
In the place
Killin' Seals
Credits
MC Face

MC Face

About “Slaughter Ya Oughta” by MC Face

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"Slaughter Ya Oughta" appears on "Not the Green Tom Show" in 1998.

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