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Not the Green Tom Show Lyrics by MC Face

Not the Green Tom Show

1998

[Intro]
[Tom Green]
Hey, um
[MC Face]
Yo, this is wack
[Tom Green]
No, it's not wack
[MC Face]
This beat is fucking wack
[Tom Green]
It's not wack, it's good
[MC Face]
Sounds like a motherfucking CD skipping, it's wack
[Tom Green]
It's gonna kick in, in a second
It's gonna kick in right now
[Chorus]
This is Not the Green Tom Show
MC Face gettin' on the flow
Everybody in the house want to break his nose
Cause Tom Green is acting stupid, yo
[Verse]
And if you see him shut up
That's a special day
And he can never pinch an inch like Special K
Because DJ Anorexic is on the flip
Dropping a shit beat make the MC sick
I go to his studio and fucking freak
Have to rearrange all the beats that he make
He's got no sense of Hip Hop in his body
The shit that he deals me is fucking gotti
I don't have to tell you twice cause you heard it
In 1992 that shit was fucking wack
Now The Face throws down on the crazy track
Relegating MC Bones to the back
So whatcha do
Tom Green don't feel blue
Just because you are lucky to have me in your crew
Having me throw down lyrics on your track
Rearrange your *mumbles* you sound fucking wack
And if you don't believe how I can make you grieve
Well The Face has another trick up his sleeve
I'm going infiltrate the Glenn Humplik camp
Then we get Harvie and Giroux on the plan
We meet around nine o'clock
Down by the loading dock
Take a long walk and we never stop
I reach in my pocket and grab a fucking Glock
Make it click three times and then I watch em' drop
You got no crew
Whatcha fucking gonna do
You're coming straight at me
No, I'm coming straight at you
Now I busting you with a hot one in the skull
Because this is Not the Green Tom Show
[Chorus]
This is Not the Green Tom Show
MC Face gettin' on the flow
Everybody in the house want to break his nose
Cause Tom Green is acting stupid, yo
[Chorus]
This is Not the Green Tom Show
MC Face gettin' on the flow
Everybody in the house want to break his nose
Cause Tom Green is acting stupid, yo
[Outro]
[MC Face]
That's what I'm fucking saying Tom Green
You better fucking watch it when you dealing with The Face
[Tom Green]
Whoa, I'm scared
I'm scared
[MC Face]
MC motherfucking Face
Put you in disgrace
[Tom Green]
Whatever
[MC Face]
And I'm out
[Tom Green]
You're from Ontario
[MC Face]
And you're fucking out
[Tom Green]
You're from Ontario
[MC Face]
And you're out in another way
[Tom Green]
Yeah
[MC Face]
Know what I'm fucking saying
[Tom Green]
You're not from Brooklyn
Credits
MC Face

MC Face

About “Not the Green Tom Show” by MC Face

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"Not the Green Tom Show" appears on "Not the Green Tom Show" in 1998.

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