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Pumping Dry (Pump Shanty) Lyrics by Misbehavin’ Maidens

Sloppy Seconds

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[Verse 1]
This song's about a ship, they say
I see it in a different way
When certain lads come out to play
It's how the girls describe their lay
[Chorus]
Pump her boys, you're pumping her dry
Down to hell and up to the sky
Bend your backs and break your bones
You're just a thousand miles from home
[Verse 2]
"I'm great at oral," is the boast
"I always give it my utmost."
"Prove it," is my quick riposte
It lasts a minute, at the most
[Chorus]
Pump her boys, you're pumping her dry
Down to hell and up to the sky
Bend your backs and break your bones
You're just a thousand miles from home
[Verse 3]
As soon as stiffness starts to show
They whip it out, all rarin' to go
Can't tell them pleasure builds up slow
They start before the juices flow
[Chorus]
Pump her boys, you're pumping her dry
Down to hell and up to the sky
Bend your backs and break your bones
You're just a thousand miles from home
[Verse 4]
Some lads, they like a tighter fit
They think it should feel like their mitt
They thrust it back and forth a bit
(If only they could find my clit!)
[Chorus]
Pump her boys, you're pumping her dry
Down to hell and up to the sky
Bend your backs and break your bones
You're just a thousand miles from home
[Verse 5]
Some lads, they think they shake the walls
Poundin' in our sacred halls
They never know how our skin crawls
Grinding 'gainst sandpapery balls
[Chorus]
Pump her boys, you're pumping her dry
Down to hell and up to the sky
Bend your backs and break your bones
You're just a thousand miles from home
[Verse 6]
What seems to be a major score
Can oftentimes become a chore
The next day they become a bore
And can't be hustled out of doors
[Chorus]
Pump her boys, you're pumping her dry
Down to hell and up to the sky
Bend your backs and break your bones
You're just a thousand miles from home
[Verse 7]
With wise words, best to end it strong
And like all things, don't go too long
Beware the chorus of this song:
If they're pumpin' you dry
They're doing it wrong!
[Final Chorus]
Pump her boys, you're pumping her dry
Down to hell and up to the sky
Bend your backs and break your bones
You're STILL a thousand miles from home
[Final Chorus]
Pump her boys, you're pumping her dry
Down to hell and up to the sky
Bend your backs and break your bones
You're STILL a thousand miles from home

About “Pumping Dry (Pump Shanty)” by Misbehavin’ Maidens

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