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Birdfucker Lyrics by Nuclear Bubble Wrap

Heady Exxxplosions: 2009​-​2012

2010

[Verse 1]
You spend your days bird watching
While petting your sap sucker
And pelican debauching
And goosing some poor clucker
The early bird will get the worm
If worm is just a cutesy term
You're using to describe your sperm, birdfucker

[Verse 2]
Now when you buy a chicken
You don't want to pluck her
No, you'd rather stick your dick in
You filthy rubber ducker
And in your wettest dream you let
An ostrich and an emu peck your neck and double team you, birdfucker
You fuck birds
There are no words
Except birdfucker

[Bridge]
You'd get fowl with an owl
You'd make sweet love to a turtle dove
You want to screw and cockatoo
You'd plug your hole with an oriole
The common loon is your favorite poon
You'd love a swan to cum upon
You'd bury your meat in a parakeet
You'd fuck an eagle if it weren't illegal
There is no quail you wouldn't nail
There is no stork you wouldn't pork
You'd spill your sauce on an albatross
Let loose your juice on mother goose
Oh yes, you're throbbin' for a robin so good
Misbehavin' with a raven and woodpecker peckin' your wood
And the swallow swallows your birdseed
That's what you need to skeet skeet to the tweet tweet
And you're fuckin' a falcon
And your cock’s in a hawk
And you wanna make 'em all go squawk!

[Outro]
Cause you're a birdfucker
You fuck birds

About “Birdfucker” by Nuclear Bubble Wrap

Read the complete lyrics to "Birdfucker" by Nuclear Bubble Wrap from the album "Heady Exxxplosions: 2009​-​2012" in 2010. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

"Birdfucker" is performed by Nuclear Bubble Wrap. from the album "Heady Exxxplosions: 2009​-​2012" in 2010 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Birdfucker", explore more songs by Nuclear Bubble Wrap using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Birdfucker" is credited to Nuclear Bubble Wrap. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Birdfucker" appears on "Heady Exxxplosions: 2009​-​2012" in 2010.

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