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Pepsi is Better Than Coke, Fuck You Lyrics by Poon Patrol

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[Intro]
[MC p4k]
Hey, uh, hey, man, what's your favorite soft drink?
[John Pemberton]
Uh, I like Coke, personally
[MC p4k]
Uh, Pepsi is better. Uh, let me, let me tell you why
[Verse 1]
You know what is not good?
Coke is not good
You should be drinking Pepsi like you know you should
You know what won't make you fat?
Pepsi won't make you fat
You know what will make you fat?
Coke will make you fat
[Hook]
Hey, I heard you like Coke
Fuck you
You don't know jack shit about soft drinks like I do
Hey, guys, I really like Coke
That is a quote by Adolf Hitler
Hitler was not a great guy
[Verse 2]
If you looked at the particles of Coke in a microscope
You'd see Satan smoking a bloke
And make you choke, nigga
Coke will break into your house and kill your kids
That's why you shouldn't feed Coke to kids (Yeah)
Carbohydrates are bad and Pepsi doesn't have carbohydrates
I can't think of anything to rhyme with carbohydrates
It's too bad Jesus never got to see a Burger King
But at least he got to eat a chicken wing
[Hook x2]
[MC p4k]
Uh, so now what do you think, now, uh?
[John Pemberton]
Uh, I don't know, I still kind of like Coke
[MC p4k]
You, you like Coke?
[John Pemberton]
Yeah, I do
Bitch
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Poon Patrol

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