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Socialist Lyrics by Roy Zimmerman

2016

[Intro: Bill O'Reilly]
One more thing, if the senator does win the Democratic nomination
--still not likely--
that would be a GOP dream, America will never go socialist
(Roy Zimmerman from here on)
[Verse 1]
How many socialists we got out here today?
Come on let's see a show of left hands
You drive here on a public street?
Socialist
You go to a public school?
Socialist
You ever visit a public library?
Why?
I'll tell you why, cause you're a socialist
Like Ulysses S. Grant
Yellowstone National Park ever been there?
Yeah, you're a socialist
Like Teddy "Pinko" Roosevelt
That guy was talking about universal health care
[Chorus]
You're a taxatin' apropriatin' regulatin' nanny-statin' Socialist
[Verse 2]
You ever mail a letter?
Course you have, cause you're a socialist
Like Dwight D. Eisenhower
He built highways between the states
Yeah, you're a Socialist
Like Richard "Red Diaper" Nixon
He put food stamps on people's plates
[Chorus]
You're a taxatin' apropriatin' regulatin' nanny-statin' Socialist
[Verse 3]
How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Too many. Four to requisition the lightbulb, four more to process the requisition in triplicate, right to manufacture the lightbulb, three to supervise the manufacturing and procurement process, seven to warehouse the lightbulb for an indeterminate amount of time, four to deliver the lightbulb to the wrong address, four more to redeliver the lightbulb, six to receive the lightbulb, and one to screw it up. 47.
How many capitalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2. One impoverished nation willing to exploit its malnourished population and rape its natural resources to manufacture, package, and ship the lightbulb to Walmart, and me.
You know why that's funny?
Cause you're a socialist
Like Ronald W. Regan
Earned-income tax credit
Yeah, you're a socialist
Like George Double-U.S.S.R. Bush
That guy wrote the book on government interference
Of course, he never read it
[Chorus]
Yeah, you're a taxatin' apropriatin' regulatin' nanny-statin' Stalin-huggin' Castro-kissing Marx-fellatin' spawn-of-satin socialist!
Every last one of ya!
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Roy Zimmerman

Roy Zimmerman

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