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To Be a Liberal Lyrics by Roy Zimmerman

Thanks for the Support

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[verse 1]
On my way in here tonight, I bruised my nose
Hugging a tree
I was late 'cause I had to stop by on my way at San Quentin
To set a criminal free
And I ran out of seven-grain bee pollen macro-biotic organic sustainable medical marijuana
For my jerking knee
[Chorus]
Do you know how hard it is
To be a liberal?
Well, do ya?
[verse 2]
I had to learn to speak French, Spanish, Hindi and dolphin
Just so I could relate
I'm exhausted from taxing and spending and controlling the media and ruling San Francisco
As a separatist nation-state
And in yoga today I got bent out of shape 'cause the guy doing bow-pulling pose next to me was intolerant
Which I hate
[Chorus]
Do you know how hard it is
To be a liberal?
Well, do ya?
[bridge]
Constantly feeding the hungry and bleeding my heart
And exceeding my budget and needing approval
And reading The Nation and leading a sing-along
Everybody!
—No, wait, that was just an impulse, sorry
[verse 3]
I's shooting hoops with some brothas when I sprained my bedonkedonk
And you know that ain't chill
And I saved an endangered snail darter from being eaten by an endangered spotted owl which I saved from being eaten by an endangered snow leopard which I saved from being shot by a poacher
Who I had to kill
With kindness
—Took a while
And I hit a speed bump and spilled my chai latter over all the hemp-covered seats of my Prius and the speed bump turned out to be a homeless Native American so I apologized, and gave him some land, then I stomped out his cigarette, took away his gun, shot myself in the nuts on my way to my frivolous lawsuit for sexual harassment where I was suing myself because I masturbated
Against my will
[Chorus]
Do you know how hard it is
To be me?
Do you know how hard it is
Just to be
A knee-jerk liberal?
What I wouldn't give
To be a circle-jerk conservative
Credits
Roy Zimmerman

Roy Zimmerman

About “To Be a Liberal” by Roy Zimmerman

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"To Be a Liberal" appears on "Thanks for the Support".

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