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Ballad Of A Boy And Girl Lyrics by Rudy Ray Moore

50 Years Of Cussing, Vol. 2

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[Intro]
Let's give a big hand and bring out gish
Come out here and sang for us, everybody
Let's hear it for Jeanie Marie!
[Verse 1: Jeanie Marie]
If I was a little bitty girl, had me a lot of money
Hot and near me, and hoppin' to men
It'd be good as any
And he would screw, and I would screw
And we would screw together
And wouldn't we have a hell of a time
Screwin' one another
[Verse 2: Rudy Ray Moore]
If'n I was a little bitty boy, had a whole lot of the money
I'd marry me an elevator girl, she'd be good as any
She'd ride up and I'd ride up, and we'd do all together
Wouldn't we have a hell of a time
Comin' down with one another
[Verse 3: Jeanie Marie]
If'n I was a little bitty girl, had me a lot of me
I'd marry me a sexy crow man, he'd be good as any
He would blow, I would blow
We would blow together
Wouldn't we have a hell of a time
Blowin' one another
[Verse 4: Rudy Ray Moore]
If'n I was a little bitty boy, had a whole lots of money
I'd marry me a nurse maid, she'd be good as any
She would nurse and I would nurse
And we would nurse together
Wouldn't we have a hell of a time
Suckin' one another, suckin' one another
Suckin' one another, suckin' one another, girls!
(Suckin') You sure? (another)
I'd be lyin', let's give a big hand to Jean Marie, my guest
[Outro]
Oh yeah
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About “Ballad Of A Boy And Girl” by Rudy Ray Moore

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