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Coutinho Lyrics by Self Critic

Career Failure Vol. 1

2018

[Verse 1 - Self Critic] + (Vitriolic)

Barcelona is a sinking ship, slipping quick, because even with Messi and Ini fit
We couldn't score against an overrated club over two legs that Ronaldo almost scored a hat-trick against
Even if sometimes defeat Madrid, the chemistry of team has dipped
(I can't believe we went from magic to being shit)
Me neither, and with Moneymar gone the days are grim, it's unbelievable he betrayed his kin
That a meaningless salary motivated him (I fucking hated him, hated him)
You and me both friend, he left us to rot with crooked Bartomeu in the president spot
And no matter how much Leo Messi begged him to not exit the squad, he didn't even blink when he embarrassed Gerard

[Chorus - Vitriolic]

We threw away 2-0 advantage
This is why we need Coutinho
We need someone to do something
Score out of nowhere

[Verse 2 - Self Critic] + (Vitriolic)

Giga, please, do you really believe in Coutinho's help?
Cause he would appear to net screamers well, but his team play here doesn't seem to gel
(Yeah, because I'm the only one that knows what's best for Barcelona
Like back in the day, they were trying to sign Alexis Sanchez, I was like fuck no please no, I always wanted Eden Hazard
The fuck he's playing in Udinese, who gives a fuck about Udinese?)
Well, he wasn't that bad, scored in El Clasico, and his luck was out due to pressure
But of course, Suarez became a force for Barca and that made us see the light then
(Then we were trying to buy Fabregas, why the fuck did we even buy him?
I'm so glad we sold him, we sold Ibrahimovic, we sold Sanchez)
So it's nonsense that our board never admitted they were mistaken and stalled our progress
But I hope Cou will suit us and score more goals than Judas as he marched against the devil
Nothing will make me more ecstatic than witnessing his chemistry with Messi and helping Barca win the treble

[Outro - Vitriolic]

Coutinho, come to Barcelona
We will treat you nicely, Suarez feels lonely
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Self Critic

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"Coutinho" appears on "Career Failure Vol. 1" in 2018.

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