Lois Griffin vs Chilli Heeler Lyrics by Epic Rap Batles of History
Epic Rap Batles - The Reboot
2024
[Intro] EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY! LOIS GRIFFIN VS CHILLI HEELER BEGIN! [Verse 1: Lois Griffin] It seems today, that all you see Is stupid fucking children obsessed with Bluey I’m gonna leave you fucked up like I was the dog breeder Beat this bitch so bad, they’ll have to call in PETA I got big stacks and a big rack You’ll get smacked, your kid’s whack, Petah’s got a big sack I’d rather kill myself than listen to your silly songs I know martial arts, so I’ll whoop this fucking Chilli Dog Ay, I’m cooking Chilli and I won’t be sorry Put a dog down with the Glock in my ‘rari 9/11? Bad. Your show? The worst. (Crowd Cheer) Aussies more than 6 feet under, and they’re falling head first [Verse 2: Chilli Heeler] You truly are a red-head, cause those lines were soulless Further proof South Park’s the only way you’re funny, Lois You gambled by versing so prеpare to meet an end As I steal this victory likе how you stole your daughter’s boyfriend Your marriage with Peter is a little bit touchy Forced yourself onto him when he chose to not play Keepy Uppy And if that wasn’t enough for this lousy attention seeker She went down on Bill Clinton and seduced Justin Bieber You're talking down upon my family like they're misfits But yours just caused a bitch fit that made you ruin Christmas So keep cluttering my joy with more bars I expect nothing but blowing coming from a porn star [Verse 3: Lois Griffin] You’ve got that rectangle figure, and you’re dumb as a brick Just one in the wall, like the guy who showed Meg his dick Got a KISS from Gene Simmons, so you know that I go hard Going strong since 99, bitch I’m the queen of Quahog You’re so bland, the whole show could go on without her This Chilli’s got no spice anyways, who wants chowder? I know you’re feeling Bluey because your fetuses perish With the way you’re losing babies, they should call you Miss Carriage [Verse 4: Chilli Heeler] That kleptomania is a problem of yours Because I know I’ve heard that exact bar before From your subpar bars and your recent writing’s slop Everything you regurgitate just leads to a flop A hypocrite since birth, with a show that’s just a brain kill Light a fire in your ass just like I’m Brian’s pain pills You’re washed up you old witch, don’t even try to pretend Shots were fired! And Mrs. Griffin came crashing down again [Outro] WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP- *vomiting* Batles Of History...
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