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Get Off the Fucking Couch Lyrics by Something and the Whatevers

Epic Fail

2018

Oh my god! Summer's already here
And there are things I haven’t started that I wanted to do this year
I was going to write a novel
I was going to get in shape
Well I still got time, I got the inspiration, I got the motivation
I can't fuck it up this time, gotta start before it's too late
Gonna get off the fucking couch
Gonna turn off the playstation
Gonna put on my fancy shirt
Gonna get out of the house tonight
Gonna get off the fucking couch
Gonna turn off the playstation
Gonna put on my fancy shirt
Gonna get out of the house tonight
As soon as I find the mouthwash
Where’s the mouthwash?
We're out of mouthwash!
Fuck it, I guess I'll just try again tomorrow
In this place, the fun never ends
Hanging out, getting drunk with your friends
In this place, it's a never-ending high
And I don't know a lot, but I know I'm
Sleeping in tomorrow
I'm sleeping in tomorrow
Oh my god! Summer's halfway through
And there are still so many damn things I wanted to do
I was gonna swim every morning
I was going to get a tan
Well I still have a chance, but only if I really get going this time
I can’t make the same mistakes
Or rewrite the same old plans
Gonna get off the fucking couch
Gonna turn off my goddamn phone
Gonna put on my swimming suit
Gonna get out of the house tonight
Gonna get off the fucking couch
Gonna turn off my goddamn phone
Gonna put on my swimming suit
Gonna get out of the house tonight
As soon as the episode’s done
What time is it?
It's already eleven!
Fuck it, I guess I’ll just try again tomorrow
Oh my god, summer's already done
I got nothing accomplished and I didn't have any fun
I was going to get it together
I was going to write that album
And I guess I could still keep trying
But maybe I'm getting too old to really change
Yeah, and maybe it’s time that I just gave up
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Something and the Whatevers

Something and the Whatevers

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