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Holy Shit! I’m Falling In A Bottomless Pit! Lyrics by Something and the Whatevers

Epic Fail

2018

Holy shit! I’m falling in a bottomless pit!
How the fuck did it come to this?!
I was walking along, suddenly I tripped
I’ve been falling and screaming ever since
And after a while I started to worry
How was I going to eat?
So I grabbed whatever falling scraps of food I could find:
Cold pizza and ramen and pieces of meat
Life in the pit is not so bad
Once you get used to the never-ending wind
Sometimes you even see something rad
Pass by and disappear again
Holy shit! I’m falling in a bottomless pit!
How the fuck did it come to this?!
Maybe if I find enough limited edition vinyl records
I could build a little ladder and climb out of it
Then I fell past a man with a rope made of money
And he asked if I needed a hand
I held onto my pride, said I’m doing fine
And I never saw him again
Holy shit! I’m falling in a bottomless pit!
I guess this is really the end
But if I smoke enough and drink enough and watch enough porn
Then at least I’ll enjoy the descent
If I smoke enough and drink enough and watch enough porn
Then at least I’ll enjoy the descent
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Something and the Whatevers

Something and the Whatevers

About “Holy Shit! I’m Falling In A Bottomless Pit!” by Something and the Whatevers

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