[Verse 1, Beef Boy Connor:]
I can't tell you what it is, when I'm with you
But the feeling is just so good, I'm so happy that I picked you
Man, I know I can sometimes be a little crazy, but we always make-up
Right? And here, I gave you a little daisy, isn't it amazing
Who would've thought after I got down and dirty with your sister
We'd still be here, and you'd still be happy to call me your mister
But boy, do I miss her, her body was like a million times better than yours
And I get angry sometimes so I throw these drawers
At your face, and I roar so loud, that the neighbors can hear us
And they always call the policе because they suspеct domestic violence
Man, somethings going on between us, and it's not just my penis
You think I'm the meanest, but tomorrow we act like nothing's happened
But you stay quiet because
[Hook, Beef Boy George:]
I feel abused
When you drink too much booze
'Cause I can't assume
You want to hurt me tonight
Tonight
And I feel abused
When you kick me with your boots
And you tie my neck in a noose
But I'm fed up with your bullshit tonight
Tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight
[Verse 2, Beef Boy Connor:]
So let's assume that nothing ever happened, and we'll clean that mess up
Just nice and good, just like a napkin, but next thing you know, I'm mad again
Cause you texted your brother that one day, it wasn't okay
I don't want you texting other guys, you bitch
And I don't care who he is, and I know you'll refuse this
Because just like my last LP, I need this
But I don't care what you think, we're together, and you're mine, till the end of time
We'll dance with grace, like a wind chime, except there's an occasional tornado
And I don't want you to want away, though, because I need you
You complete me, and I know you need me
Get the scissors, girl, we're cutting all this bullshit
Putting all this behind us, just with a quick snip, and I'm sorry for the black eye
I thought you were some other guy, because I can't stand the thought of losing you
[Hook:]
I feel abused
When you drink too much booze
'Cause I can't assume
You want to hurt me tonight
Tonight
And I feel abused
When you kick me with your boots
And you tie my neck in a noose
But I'm fed up with your bullshit tonight
Tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight
[Verse 3, Beef Boy Connor & Beef Boy George:]
Okay, so I'm guilty of domestic violence on three accounts
But for you girl, you know damn well there is no amount
Of love I can give you that shows how much I really care for you
And I know you feel the exact same way too
Throwback to high school when we used to date
Remember when Evan Heck asked you out and you said "There's no way"
Because you belonged to me, and I don't wanna be
Stuck in some some world where you don't exist
That's one big swing and a miss
Fuck eternal bliss, I'm eternally pissed
At you, whenever you talk to other guys, and all you do is just straight up lie to my face
I look at your phone, texting some dude named Dad
This motherfucker? Oh, you sure want it bad
Stop cheating on me, bitch, you're giving me an itch
To murder you, and then you'll be gone for good
How does that make you feel, huh
To most girls, I'm just unattractive
I'm never getting naked, 'less my dad gives me the laxatives
She's addicted to my toes, mitosis
I know her little sis likes to watch us fight
But that's no role model, I've ignited some abuse
I didn't want it to go this far, but now I'm cleaning out my car
'Cause you kicked me out your place
Don't want me to leave footsteps in which you can retrace
Bitch, you're like a four, and I am an ace
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, it's not my fault that I'm overprotective
Don't want you sleeping around with a random foreigner
Strength in numbers, I'm a Golden State Warrior
I won't get like this, again, I just need a honey-glazed ham
But especially you, honey, let me back, don't say our relationship was a sham
