[Intro:]
It’s The Beef Boys!
[Pre-Chorus, Beef Boy Connor:]
Quiet on the set
Percocet, got some problems
But we free of debt
Hang in there baby, man, shits so crazy
When I pull up to the club
These bitches already on me
Shoutout to Fregley
Man, you so deadly
But that’s not who this about
Song's about a real special guy
Who goes by the name of Bob Duncan (Hyah)
[Hook, Beef Boy Connor:]
Bobby boy, I want you
Can’t you tell, I need you
Off the air, I hate you
Next you know, I love you
Watchin’ Disney Channel
You’re one real hot mammal
Off the air, I hate you
Next you know, I love you
[Verse 1, Beef Boy Connor:]
97 episodes, and for what?
We didn’t even get to see Teddy’s butt
Remember watching Sundays, at six
Now all I can think of is Bob’s dick
I need you, Bob, my heart stops
So much pain, liquor bottle drops
It’s a lot, Amy a bot
Didn’t even get to know what Charlie sought
Call it a hunch, but I’m late for brunch
Don’t push me if you ain’t got a tushy
My bars are Xanax
Go down easy then leave you thinking
2014, saddest year
So close to my heart, very dear
Your skills at zero, mine are near
A hundred, I’ve just done it
Rap a circle, then smoke purple
Shoutout PJ he’s my DJ in life, sharp as a knife
Man I miss bob, I miss you Ted
What else can be said? Wish I was dead
But that’s no good luck, sour like a jelly filled, donut
Rhymes contagious, corona
High school girls can make me nut
Bobby please, Bobby please, gimme that butt!
[Hook, Beef Boy Connor:]
Bobby boy, I want you
Can’t you tell, I need you
Off the air, I hate you
Next you know, I love you
Watchin’ Disney Channel
You’re one real hot mammal
Off the air, I hate you
Next you know, I love you
[Bridge, Beef Boy Connor:]
Time to pass the torch
Let’s get it
[Verse 2, Beef Boy George:]
Stop lickin’ me, local boys
Playin with me like I was a toy
Charlie stole my heart at just 3 years old
Teddy got dat cake, thick as gold
Start with me about señor Gabe
He slit my wrist when he called me his babe
Droppin’ thousands of dollars, on his name
Only to find that he put me on blame!
Blame for what, why'd he do this?
Cause, Gabe is rebellious, threw me in the abyss
Jake Frieder would call it a swing and a miss
Hey, Luc Filion catch this ultimate disc
Hey, Ed Sheeran, how’s that for a diss?
They say Verizon is the most liable
I say Christo Jewett is unstoppable
You a nurse, nah, I don’t think so
Amy Duncan, stop bein a ho!
Know you be simpin’ for doctor Sharim
Unfaithful to Bob Duncan, call him the dream
Stop talkin’ bad about my Ponzi Scheme
And get a load of this cream!
[Bridge, Beef Boy George:]
Just do it
Do it for Bob (Rrryah)
[Hook, Beef Boy Connor:]
Bobby boy, I want you
Can’t you tell, I need you
Off the air, I hate you
Next you know, I love you
Watchin’ Disney Channel
You’re one real hot mammal
Off the air, I hate you
Next you know, I love you
[Verse 3, Beef Boy Connor:]
I got so much drip you can just call it a flash flood
Disney Channel execs and I, call it some bad blood
Cancel Good Luck Charlie, and I’m crying
Like that movie Marley, Amy my shawty
She got the body, who got the molly?
Where to pull up? I’m looking to party (Skirt)
[Verse 4, Beef Boy George:]
You know Four Seasons was just not enough
People be angry, they wanna get rough
I miss the eye candy of dat girl Teddy
She come on camera my dick be ready
I wanna find the man who told ‘em to stop
Producing the glory of Charlie’s workshop
Then I whip out a big ol’ machete
Chevy Camaro, talk about jello
Jiggly juicy, like Amy’s behind
I miss an episode, I hit rewind, get with the times!
But they gone, at least they is now
[Hook, Beef Boy Connor:]
Bobby boy, I want you
Can’t you tell, I need you
Off the air, I hate you
Next you know, I love you
Watchin’ Disney Channel
You’re one real hot mammal
Off the air, I hate you
Next you know, I love you
[Hook, Beef Boy Connor:]
Bobby boy, I want you
Can’t you tell, I need you
Off the air, I hate you
Next you know, I love you
Watchin’ Disney Channel
You’re one real hot mammal
Off the air, I hate you
Next you know, I love you
