[Intro, Beef Boy Connor:]
What's good, shorty
Shake that ass for me, will you
Let's see it, let me see it move
Damn, you're looking good
Fuck it, I'mma rap a little something
Listen here
[Verse 1, Beef Boy Connor:]
I'm an addict, schematic, you run away, you mad at me
"What did I do?"
I just said I'd be hanging with the boys tonight, and now you wanna fight
Throwing hands, but this is who I am, I grab your cans
We kiss again, you don't like our relationship lately
And I think that's far from amazing, you used to be my baby
But now we always at the club and the lady says "Pay me"
A two liter of coke later, and I'm feeling evil, just like Darth Vader
Shoutout to the haters, that said I wasn't ever gonna be shit, now I'm a hit
Get on Xbox with a chick up on my dick, you want a little bit of this
I got some Dr. Pepper for you, how about you twerk a little bit
Shake that ass, sexy girl, Fanta Orange, and twirl
Around me, get up on your pussy, we kiss
Your ex, he's such a wuss, see
I'm starting to feel a little tipsy, from all this soda, it's like a sugar rush
I love me, Fortnite, Battle Royale, off to the party, spin in the gown
I drown, in this soda I sip, I need a bad bitch to lick
'Cause my skills are ill, so I guess that makes me sick
[Hook:]
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
[Verse 2, Beef Boy George:]
I love Vanilla Coke, call it a joke, domestic violence
I'mma silence the jury when I'm on trial, you in denial
File a lawsuit for sexual harassment on my coworker
Call it some murder, I want a burger to go along with my Dr. Pepper
It keeps me up late, past eight, in the P.M., check your D.M.'s
'Cause I asked you for a loan, $59.99 so I can buy a disk
For my PC, carefree is my mindset when I'm gaming with the three amigos
It goes, James, Logan, Kendall, and Carlos
Shit, that four, plus one makes five, I need more soda to keep me alive
[Hook:]
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, don't you wish you were me
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
[Verse 3, Beef Boy Connor & Beef Boy George:]
I'm far from home, I'm out in Rome, Romeo, Juliet
Capulet, Percocet, Bob Duncan, you still make me erect
Ain't a nervous wreck, but this one night girl, you can be mine
We'll have the time, of our lives, Dirty Dancing
And I get up in your pants, fancying around your genitals
I swear, this is consensual, I don't think I've ever spit this hard
So call me the rhinoceros, cause I'm just this horny
And don't wake me up in the morning, or else there'll be a different kind of mourning
Rank one, to Cherry Pepsi, man, it's a necessity
Rank two, easy, Miss Judy Blume
Glenn Rice, man, he nice, delicious like Grimace from Micky D's
Big Mac, nick knack, twenty-one, that's a blackjack
Get a bitch a Gucci bag, zig zag, rag tag
Already know that I'm jet lagged, from staying up too late playing pocket planes
On my iTouch ironic, 'cause nowadays the only thing I touch
Is an ice cold Mr. Pibb, Ed Sheeran can't even do a mad lib
Doesn't know what an adjective is from a verb, he's a nerd, and I hate him
[Hook:]
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, don't you wish you were me
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
