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Dick Enters (Annoying Skit #2) Lyrics by The Renfields

Vs. The Handbook For The Recently Horror Punk (Chapter 1)

2020

[Herbert, Fiend, Vincent, Dick, "Bloodhawk"]
You know what, Vincent, you’re right. If only there was some way we could, uh, fit in and we could learn the rules and regulations and norms of being a horror punk
Like a cheat sheet!
Or, or some kind of tutorial!
Or a handbook
Dick!
Look, Doctor Herbert, it’s Dick Ramseys - guitar player for The Renfields, and the biggest nerd in high school
[Laugh track]
Hey guys…
How’s it hangin’, Dick!
Ah yes, hello, Dick Ramseys! Vincent and I were just discussing how pathetic we are! Did, did you mention a handbook?
Yeah, The Handbook for the Recently Horror Punk! It’s required reading here at Transylvania High!
Hah, totally explains why we’re in our thirties and we haven’t even graduated
I can’t even read!
[Laugh track]
Well, you should start, Fiend. It’s what all the cool kids are doing. I mean, look at Bloodhawk Von Vonenstein over there
"Don’t you look at me, nerds!"
[Laugh track]
Oh man! He’s the coolest kid in high school!
"Fucking nerds!"
You mean he reads the handbook?
They say he even wrote a chapter
Vincent, your accent is back!
Oh my goodness, Doctor Herbert! It appears that holding The Handbook for the Recently Horror Punk has resurrected my accent… from the grave
Oh my goodness, Vincent! This book, it seems to be emanating some kind of horror punk energy
There’s only one thing left to do, Doctor. Let’s crack it open!
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The Renfields

The Renfields

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