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Closer Parody Lyrics by Thecomputernerd01

2016

[Verse 1]
Hey, I was soaking my jeans before I met you
Shaved my pits, forgot to renew
This book I borrowed from the zoo
Hey, can you please stop spinning 'round and 'round?
Check out this battery that I found
I eat my cereal off the ground
(Only on Tuesdays!)

[Pre-Chorus]
I know you're my nephew
But, dude, I'm gonna have to steal this toaster from you
I will pay you back later
Right now, got some bread to toast, and a calculator
And I can't mop, uh-uh!
And I can't mop!
(I just get so nervous every time I try mopping the floor!)

[Chorus]
So, baby, here's my toaster, I just bought it last October
When I stare right at Harambe, he tells me to buy more posters
So I bought 20 more posters and now I feel really closer
To my toaster, to my toaster
I might make some toast and I hope you come over, yeah!
T-O-A-S-T! What does that spell? Toast!
T-O-A-S-T! What does that spell? Harambe!

[Verse 2]
I always name my eggs, they're like my kids
Look down, cucumbers on my feet
This is a sign, I might just eat
(This photo of Harambe!)
I bought myself a tub of mayonnaise last night
Called my nurse while drinking some Sprite
Found a dog inside of this bag
Kidding, it was just a pack of t-shirts!

[Pre-Chorus]
I know you're my nephew
But, dude, I'm gonna have to steal this toaster from you
I will pay you back later
Right now, got some bread to toast, and a calculator
And I can't mop, uh-uh!
And I can't mop!
(I just get so nervous every time I try mopping the floor!)

[Chorus]
So, baby, here's my toaster, I just bought it last October
When I stare right at Harambe, he tells me to buy more posters
So I bought 20 more posters and now I feel really closer
To my toaster
I might make some toast and I hope you come over, yeah!
T-O-A-S-T! What does that spell? Toast!
T-O-A-S-T! What does that spell? Harambe!
Who doesn't know how to spell? Who?
Who doesn't know how to spell? Who?
Who doesn't know how to spell? Who?
I know, Harambe the gorilla, because he's a gorilla

About “Closer Parody” by Thecomputernerd01

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