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Sham Wow Now Lyrics by Thecomputernerd01

2009

Josh:
Sham Wow now
Gotta get that
Sham Wow now
Gotta touch that
Sham Wow now
Gotta smell that
Sham Wow now
Gotta eat that
Sham Wow now
Sham Wow now
Sham Wow now
Sham Wow now
Yo, I got this wig
It really smells
You can keep it
I'm up to twenty pounds
I got my Sham Wow now
With my bar of soap
I got two light bulbs in my hands
Next level
Super Mario Bros
I got that
Sham Wow now
I like to lick that
Sham Wow now
I like that
Sham Wow now
It makes me really, really dry
The orange color makes me laugh
This guy's a creeper
I'm so 2,000 B.C
You so, hairy and white
I got that
Sham Wow now
Eat the French fry
Sham Wow now
Le'me eat it now
Sham Wow now
Gotta get that
Sham Wow now
Gotta touch that
Sham Wow now
Gotta smell that
Sham Wow now
Gotta eat that
Sham Wow now
Sham Wow now
Sham Wow now
Sham Wow now
I'm on that Sham Wow guy
Ya'll hear that cow go, "Moo."
My Sham Wow
Soaks up water fast
It also soaks up your face
I'm stuck inside this rubber tube
Gonna freak out
Where's my Sham Wow?
While I'm on
My favorite tree
I kinda look like
A bumble bee
I'ma beast when
You use Sham Wow
Into the bush
I almost died
Greener, smaller
Fatter, older
Nail clippings
I'm a baller
'Cause we gotta
Bowl of water
We got the Sham Wow now
It soaks up all the water
Well, that's what the commercial said
Oh
People in this bathroom
If you wanna soak up water
Put your sunglasses on
I'm about to eat a cookie
Here's your Sham Wow
I be cleanin' my feet
I be cleanin' my feet
Here we go
Here we go
Orange or purple
Ya'll gettin'
Soaked with the Sham Wow
I drink lots of liquids every day
It makes me wanna say, "Sham Wow."
Eating chips with the Sham Wow
On the toilet with the...
This guy is
Really creepy
It makes me
Wanna pee (x2)
I like that
Sham Wow now
It makes me really, really dry
The orange color
Makes me laugh
This guy's a creeper
I'm so 2,000 B.C
You so, hairy and white
I got that
Sham Wow now
Eat the French fry
Sham Wow now
Le'me eat it now
Sham Wow now
Gotta get that
Sham Wow now
Gotta touch that (Sham Wow now)
Gotta smell that
Sham Wow now
Gotta eat that
Sham Wow now
Sham Wow now
Sham Wow now
Sham Wow now

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