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The 2016 Rap Lyrics by Thecomputernerd01

2016

[Spoken: TMNTyler]
*Tyler says something in Japanese*
Meek Mill's goals
Rest in peace dog
Drake
Mr. Miyagi

[Hook: Thecomputernerd01] (x2)
It's 2016 and I got a dollar in my pocket and I'm gonna spend it
Got a new whip and it's sexy and
I'm gonna pick up the bros and start flexin'
Santa for Christmas got me a triangle so now I think I'm gonna play it
Stole a kid's hoverboard
It's getting funky
It's 2016 It's the year of the monkey!

[Verse 1: Thecomputernerd01]
Got a bagel on my wrist; it's lit
Bought a brand new shirt it doesn't even fit
It's 2016 and I baked an avocado
And I didn't share with any of my friends
Tyler threw a fit
Threw one at my face
But little did he know I own a book about space!
Joffee, Joffee, Joffee
Always sipping coffee
Looking for a monkey
But I don't got any money
(I'm broke)
Nicki Minaj is my mom (my mommy)
But Meek Mill is not my dad
(he's my uncle)
Driving through the hood
With my crew and we lookin' really good
So we took a little trip into the jungle
It's two-thousand-sixteen
Or should I say twenty-sixteen?
Got Monopoly and a fanny pack
In my backpack
And I've never been to Iraq
What's this dude doing here?
He's a creep
But it's 2016
And I still haven't watched Mean Girls
(Oh no!)
And I shaved my unibrow
M-M-Mango chicken at the mall
My boys making me look really really small
Breezy's pancakes never fail
They are so good they will put you in jail
Spray-painted my sisters head really red
Went to the store and put peas in a bed
Opened a pencil to eat all the lead
And then I told the whole world that my name was fred
Slicing a pear on this dude's head
Clogging the toilet with wheat bread
Hid my moms iron inside the shed
But its okay, because it's just a prank bro

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Josh Sobo]
Happy new year kids
Josh Sobo here
Six years later and we still rapping on the porch
Six years later, Chomik's still riding on a horse
It's been a minute since we spit it and we still don't curse
It's been a minute now we in it leave 'em in a hearse
They call me Tony but my name is Sobo
You know I'm swimming past these haterz like i'm in a rowboat
Sixth year rhyming on a new year rap
And I can't even go in public, cause all of these paps
Dropped out of high school in 2016
Cause my hamster dating business was looking pristine
I called my boy Tyler over
He's the hamster queen
He combs all of my hamsters
It's a daily routine
Ty Ty, Ty Ty, Ty Ty comb it
Read my hamsters some Shakespeare
I'm an awesome poet
I'm their natural-born dad
But they don't even know it
That's why I got Bro Breezy over here to shake and pour it
Listen real closely
Imma tell you about the time I put chapstick all up on my nosey
Tyler looked at me and he laughed with a ton of food in his mouth
And it all came out grossly
(Eww)
Close your mouth when you eat boy
Before I make you run and get my water boy

[Hook]

[Verse 3: TMNTyler]
Queen Bee on the track and ya better step back
If you diss my boys you get slap slap slap
If you come any closer, blap blap blap
You're looking kinda lost get a map map map
Meek Mills, I Drake that
Rick Ross, I Maybach
After March, April, May that
2016, I slay that
Chomi, Chomi we hang out so he does not feel so aloney (alone)
Go to the store gonna pick up mayo and bologna (balone)
He got that Samsung TV, nope that's not a Sony
He got it from Best Buy where they don't even know me
Uh oh, uh oh
Here comes Joshy Sobo
He always keep it hundred down on on on
On the low low
Gonna ask his grandma to teach me how to sew sew
But first i got to shovel through
All of this snow snow
Then Breezy came along
And broke my sho sho
*Tyler says something in Japanese*
Ya probably wondering what I just rapped in Japanese
These bars so lit that they will drop you to your knees
Fuego mas fuego [?] fuego
My mami is on fuego
Because she ate my eggo
I told her no
But she said yes
I don't give a chapstick cause my mami she's the best
Bless
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Thecomputernerd01

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