(chorus)
I like looking at boobies (oh boobies!)
I like porno movies (oh porno movies!)
I like meeting girls all around the world (oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
I like to go to hooters (oh yes)
The girls there think I'm a loser (oh yeah)
But I don’t care, I just like looking at their cooters (hahahaha)
(Verse 1)
Alright I went to Nevada with an infected bladder
I'll tell you how it happened even though it doesn't matter
I'm driving down the freeway in my dodge Saturn
I stop at hooters, now you see the pattern
I open up my wallet, pay for my chicken
I say to the lady: would you like my fingers to do the licking?
The look on her face is kinda panic stricken
Her boyfriend knocks me out, now I'm bed-ridden
Go to a small-town hospitable
The nurse gives me a colonoscopy to be hospitable, see
The doc in duty treats me like a criminal
I say I come from the city, I'm kinda liberal
I better get out, I better not stop
I better, head for the border cause, here come the cop
So I, I hot-wire a hearse in the parking lot
I drop a freestyle verse because I rap a lot
I look in the rear-view, I, I though I lost 'em
Sirens all blaring, lights blinking, it's awesome, see
I wanna stop, play dead, like a possum
But there’s no reason to bother, there's a dead guy in the coffin, see
I'm in my hearse, I'm leading a procession
I got the cops following I'll teach 'em a lesson
I take 'em through a Burger King drive thru
I better cut back on fat or else I'm gonna die too!
(Chorus)
I like naked ladies (oh yeah)
I like making babies (OH YEAH)
I wanna make 'em with girls all around the world (I like girls I like girls)
I like to go to hooters (oh hooters, chicken)
The girls there think I'm a loser (oh hmhm)
But I don’t care, I just like looking at their cooters (ohohoh cooters cooters cooters)
(Verse 2)
Now, I'm in a stolen hearse in Nevada
I hear something in the back, some chitter and some chatter
I pull the car over to see what is the matter
Something in the coffin making the clitter clatter
I open op the coffin, body starts coughing shit
Snot gurgelin', sneezing and vomiting, and I say
Hey! You want double Whopper with cheese?
And it says: Hey, a-get me to the hospitable please
So well I, I go back to the small-town hospital
The nurse gives me a colonoscopy to be hospitable
Cops come and treat me like a criminal
I try to explain, they throw me in a jail-cell
My cell-mate looks like he's getting ready
When I say cell-mate, well I mean cell-MATE
He starts batting his eyelashes and looking friendly
So I grab the toilet seat and say this could be deadly
He says "I'll get you when I'm ready", see
I call for the guard and I, I grab his gun and I
I grab his keys and I, I freaking run and I
Go through the parking lot and jump in my Saturn and
I head for the Hooters and now you see the pattern?
(Chorus)
I like looking at boobies (boobies boobies)
I like porno movies (oh movies movies)
I like meeting girls all around the world (I like you I like you I like you)
I like to go to Hooters (ohoh hooters)
The girls there think I'm a loser (oh welcome to Hooters)
But I don't care, I just like looking at their cooters (ahahah cooters cooters cooters!)
I like naked ladies (naked ladies naked ladies)
I like making babies (making babies making babies)
I wanna make 'em with girls all around the world (hello there, nice to meet you)
I like to go to Hooters (oh hooters)
The girls there think I'm a loser (welcome to Hooters)
But I don't care, I just like looking at their cooters (oh god nonononono!)
At their cooters (oh shit don't say that don't say that)
At their cooters
At their cooters
At their cooters
At their cooters
