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I’m An Idiot Lyrics by Tom Green

Prepare for Impact

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If I was chicken I'd cluckity cluck
But because I'm not chicken I don't give a fuck!
I bend over take a shit on the kitchen floor
Everybody starts clapping shouting for more
So I go and take a piss on my grandma's teeth
Everybody stares wide eyed in disbelief
"You're an idiot!" That's right, I'm a fuckin' idiot
I like to act out like a fool. I'm an idiot
At school I like to act like an idiot
People like to laugh but most think I'm an idiot
If I was a cheetah, I'd run real fast, but...
I'm not a cheetah I'm a pain in the ass
I like to drink whiskey, like to smoke grass
I drove into a tree just to see shit crash
Choked on a steak to be like Mama Cass
I stuck a bottle rocket deep in my ass
I lit the fuse that's what I call a "bum blast"
I whack off in a Ferrari so I can cum fast
"You're an idiot!" That's right, I'm a fuckin' idiot
I like to act out like a fool. I'm an idiot
At school I like to act like an idiot
People like to laugh but most think I'm an idiot
I went to Batswana to buy some marijuana
Ghetto blaster blastin' Afrika Bambaataa
I took the wrong bus and went to Ensenada
So I had a siesta and ate an enchilada
I went to Tahiti got busted for a graffiti
They gave me forty lashes and now I'm bleedin'
Beat me so hard that my hair's receding
They said "Ching chang chong" but I didn't get the meanin'
"You're an idiot!" That's right, I'm a fuckin' idiot
I like to act out like a fool. I'm an idiot
At school I like to act like an idiot
People like to laugh but most think I'm an idiot
I'm a fuckin' idiot
I like to act out like a fool
I'm an idiot
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Tom Green

Tom Green

About “I’m An Idiot” by Tom Green

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"I’m An Idiot" appears on "Prepare for Impact".

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