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Crypto Bro vs Astrology Girl - Rap Battle Lyrics by TripleStabber

2022

[Verse 1: Crypto Bro (RaccoonBroVA)]
Pipe down, ladies!
I have some business to attend to and increase my riches...
So move along!
Now, I'll sell my performance as a NFT, since my bars are off the charts
Please, have a good look at me since I heard you like to study stars
I'm a hotshot golden stockbroker
The top loader of bought codes and off loading
A verse like the coins that I roll in!
This goth puts the "con" in "constellation" (Woah!)
Gaze to the top of space
For dot-to-dot games to draw
Make up another fake thought excuse
For the lame performance soon
Stop and go play with your stars (Why?)
'Cause I'm off to the mooooon!
[Verse 2: Astrology Girl (JesseBoxVO)]
I've read the signs and the stars say your future's turning bleak
It said it finds your a pawn being used by the elite
Being controlled by the one percent and toyed with it hurts to see
That both your wallet and the coins, they're only burning green! (Aahh!)
Decentralized currency is how you make your bank?
Hey, and that explains your raps spitting below mid tier
In here, not topping under a pyramid scheme
Heck, the only scheme you're on is when it's called a Ponzi
Hexagon spending paragon cents but netted a loss
While my constellations made me a star
For doing money laundering, the green is still dirty
Is this your new "pump and dump" cause you should leave early!
[Verse 3: Crypto Bro (RaccoonBroVA)]
Woah, woah, woah, shut your yapping you plebian
Cause I'd like to sell this battle for at least 2 Ethereum (cha-ching!)
Just your sheer presence dropped my stocks down by five percent
You believe in the future, where I am paving, so just watch how I present
I supported the art forms full of apes and punks in galleries
You're supported by art formed while gazing up in galaxies!
And while you're looking, see that ship? Elon Musk taking us to space!
I'm making better trades for days and days
Racking in the payments I'm the greater great (woooo!)
Where as I am perfection you're the perfect mom life
Such a hard time, you tear apart lives, then blame it on
"Oh, Becky, it's just my star sign"
[Verse 4: Astrology Girl (JesseBoxVO)]
With those god awful lines, you should pull out and stop writing
I haven't seen a bigger crash since those bitcoin stock prices!
I'll watch your bubble burst when you get it all inflated
Left a real job for a couple months of being a Reddit moderator (ew!)
Nefarious folk against my Aquarius flow
Don't need Libra to know I'm the one tipping the scales
Call me Aries cause I'm paired with fire
Plus, I'm the GOAT and even so I can tell your future's shit without a telescope
From millions of Ethereum to thousands down the drain
Must've bought all your lines too, since every bit is traceable
Even with a right click your image can't be saved
Plus Satoshi never gave one, so how you gonna save face?
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TripleStabber

TripleStabber

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