[Verse 1: Professor E. Gadd] Criminy! Oh no! What have I invented? Oh... A machine that brings the undead from death's grips? (Ak!) There's a minor bug... (Hm...) Seems I left it in My genes, but you're still about half my intellect is 'Cause, you're no commander when Plants can blast your pack into mash I have attacks, cleaning house with a vacuum backpack Slapping canvases and ghastly ghouls to painted works So it'd be rather easy to press Zombies with my paperwork Respect your elders, young-in I'm old and wiser Than the Oak tree with slow speech And I don't need any fertilizer While EA acts like Zombies PopCap got so farmed The creator's left with no green And the head's now got no smarts [Verse 2: Dr. Zomboss] Let's keep it simple I'm the greatest Engineer alive! And eating you's the only way you'd come near my mind I'm full of brain matter, whilst your brain doesn't matter I'm real in the flesh While you run amok Ghostbusting Casper Someone go pass Grandad his vitamin pills He's acting up Honestly? Your biggest feat is how Alzheimer's hasn't struck Your lines are dead, make it like your painting and go hang it up Forget the roasts, your coffee is the only time you'll have the cup On that, leave the Beans to Dave He can keep the Shrooms awake With tummy-aches, why would Toadstool ever give your brew a taste What you serve is garbage Must be why you brought the vacuum in Brought a verse so lifeless You should suck it up and pack it in Before you go and crack a hip For trying to come fight with this Your loss is but a fact you dimwitted dunce I've a giant ship There is no surviving with balls of fire and ice to spit I've got heavy machinery to crush this crazy guy to bits [Verse 3: Professor E. Gadd] Now, that is impossible 'Cause I thought of you as lightweight How else would you have stood on a roof And it not pry and break? It must be fabricated like the proof saying you got the brains You don't have a doctorate, you just had your doctor ate Presumably, the chance of winning would be high with Zombie hordes But it drops to naught with the variable: I lock the door I'd report this battle to the scientific journals But it'd fail as you haven't listed any good material [Verse 4: Dr. Zomboss] I can wreak a neighborhood, you can't even mend a house I will deck your face And you will spit more than your dentures out Your puny gadgets don't compare To the things that I've made You may start with F.L.U.D.D., but I will have the Final Wave! Hoist the flags! Deploy the cannons And in fact, destroy the Mansion! Makes testing ghosts easier If you went on and joined their faction! Rule's to lurk the dead, so it's your series you're haunting So please Take this L Sincerely, the Zombies
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