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Jenga vs Frogger - Rap Battle Lyrics by TripleStabber

2023

[Verse 1: Jenga (littleflecks)]
It's time for a game night and what are people pickin'?
Monopoly? Fat chance. Uno? Im skippin'
No, on top of tables is a table-top that's topsy-turvy
Topple on 'ya and your top will be all crushed like your crossing journey (Woo!)
Maybe you should look both ways, before you're crossing me
I may look like a log, but see that if you would to hop on me
That trip would be rocky, breach the waters
Now you're caught between a gator's verocity and an otter's teeth
Now what's a Frogger's dream? Go across the pond to meet
With all it's aunts and nieces. Well, your family is gone you see
And who'd commit atrocities where they slice and lob a piece?
Nothing, rеally, just kids learning biology
[Verse 2: Frogger (Quizzique)]
Ribbit, ribbit. Oh, you're talkin'?
I've nеver heard a sound worse since those trucks honkin'
How can you stand to fight when you're only known for droppin'?
You'll get a lickin' when I jump ya, Frogger's hip-hoppin'!
On the board game shelf, you're a waste of space
Takes more time to clean up your mess than to play your game
Kept inside the plastic box and everyone's forgotten you
If Tilted Towers what they want then Fortnite's what they're hoppin' to
You need to workshop better lines, go back to the chisel, see
I got you shaken to the core like your base was a middle piece
Your size is the least threatining thing when you get a crippeled feeling
The gust of a simple breeze or pushed off by a little sneeze
[Verse 3: Jenga (littleflecks)]
I'm tellin' ya to get the hell away like the beepin' honks
Been pushed off the map like you stayed sailing on a tree log
If we were playing leap frog, you'd still never reach on top
Got bumped off by Jumpman because you had a weaker hop
Like riding on a turtle, your whole franchise is a sinking ship
Of peaking at the first installment that nobody's thinkin'
It would have like 30 sequels of the same repeated formula
And no one ever says: "I like Frogger, the platformer" (What?)
This frog is getting more milked than a Freddo
When you rap against these bricks, you'll be choking like a Lego (Woah!)
Kermit met the streets but it ain't Sesame, it's branded as
Crushed under the rubber, turn his body into traffic jam
[Verse 4: Frogger (Quizzique)]
Please, I must thank you, your presence calls for big praise
'Cause now my family can eat the flies around your shit game
Like your sweaty players, you're a nervous wreck
Try to get under my skin? Just the surface would be certain death!
Got old school vibes in arcades I'm set in
You're more like just old; my granddad's first Tetris
Now I will admit, I'm the most famous road victim
But now on this track, I'll be the-!
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TripleStabber

TripleStabber

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