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(At Least You’re Not) Anthony Burch Lyrics by /v/ the Musical

Bad Delivery

2016

[Verse 1]
Lurk on 4chan all the day
Convince yourself that traps aren't gay
Prefer to play in 30 FPS
Tell the internet your home address
[Chorus]
It could be worse
At least you're not Anthony Burch
It could be wor-or-orse
At least you're not Anthony Burch
[Verse 2]
Ask /g/ for some tech advice
Think postin' vidya would be nice
Get told that you should die
Have your computer seized by the FBI
[Chorus]
It could be worse
At least you're not Anthony Burch
It could be wor-or-orse
At least you're not Anthony Burch
[Verse 3]
Give a guy on Steam your password key
Download LOSTBOY dot E-X-E
Be twenty two and stuck in high school
Have your full name be Christopher Poole
[Chorus]
It could be worse
At least you're not Anthony Burch
It could be wor-or-orse
At least you're not Anthony Burch
[Verse 4]
Think that /pol/ is intelligent
End up completely irrelevant
Buy stuff in free-to-play games
"Hey! I should really post with a name!"
[Chorus]
It could be worse
At least you're not Anthony Burch
It could be wor-or-orse
At least you're not Anthony Burch
[Verse 5]
Get stuck at a dead-end job in a cubicle
Waste your time on shit like /v/ The Musical
Be the head writer for a game studio
"Enjoy" an "open relationship" with your wife
End up divorced with her taking your Wii U
They don't rhyme, but if those things apply...
[Chorus]
You might be Anthony Burch
You might be Anthony Burch
You might be Anthony Burch
At least you're not
At least you're not Anthony Burch
[Spoken-word outro]
If you're ever feeling sad, just remember: At least you're not Anthony Burch
A message from /v/ The Musical
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About “(At Least You’re Not) Anthony Burch” by /v/ the Musical

Read the complete lyrics to "(At Least You’re Not) Anthony Burch" by /v/ the Musical from the album "Bad Delivery" in 2016. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Comedy, Pop, Parody.

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"(At Least You’re Not) Anthony Burch" appears on "Bad Delivery" in 2016.

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