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Casuals Casuals Lyrics by /v/ the Musical

Buzzwords

2013

[PC ELITIST]
What can you expect
From filthy little consoles?
Here's what you get when choices are diverse!
They're babies, jocks, and dicks
They play FPS with sticks
They're children, as I said
And worse
[PC PLAYERS]
They're casuals! Casuals!
[PC ELITIST]
Barely even human!
[PC PLAYERS]
Casuals! Casuals!
[PC ELITIST]
They play games of modern war!
They bought PS3s and Wiis
Which means they must be stupid
We must sound the drums of war!
They're casuals! Casuals!
Dirty virgin losers!
Now we sound the drums of war!
[CONSOLE ELITIST]
This is what we feared
The neckbeard is a moron
They measure quality by FPS
[CONSOLE PLAYER]
Beneath that milky hide
There's elitism inside
[PS4 PLAYER]
No heart beneath their manly breasts!
[WII PLAYERS]
They're casuals! Casuals!
Barely even human
Casuals! Casuals!
[CONSOLE ELITIST]
Their spreadsheets are a bore
[PS4 PLAYER]
They spend far more than us
Which means they must be foolish
[CONSOLE ELITIST]
We must sound the drums of war!
[CONSOLE PLAYERS]
They're casuals! Casuals!
Just let me charge my handheld
Then we sound the drums of war
[PC PLAYERS]
Casuals! Casuals!
[PC PLAYER]
Let's sign a petition!
[CONSOLE PLAYERS]
Casuals! Casuals!
[XBOX PLAYERS]
Kill a few for Gaben!
[ALL]
Savages! Savages!
Barely even human!
Now we sound the drums of war!
[PC ELITIST]
This will be the day ...
(Rev up those petitions!)
[CONSOLE ELITIST]
This will be the morning ...
(Bring out the game)
[PC PLAYERS]
In Iwata and Kaz we know we trust!
[GAMER]
I don't know what I can do
Still, I know I've got to try
[PC PLAYERS]
For our rigs we paid!
[GAMER]
Miyamoto comfort me…
[CONSOLE PLAYERS]
Now we start >implying...
[GAMER]
Can't they see each platform's great?
[CONSOLE PLAYERS]
Hope their CPU and hard drive rust!
[GAMER]
Kamiya make me crazy
[ALL]
They're worse
Than us!
[GAMER]
Please don't let it be to late...
[ALL]
They're just a bunch of
Filthy, stinking
[PC PLAYERS]
Casuals!
[CONSOLE PLAYERS]
Casuals!
[PC PLAYERS]
Children!
[CONSOLE PLAYERS]
Losers!
[PC ELITIST]
Sign them!
[CONSOLE PLAYERS]
Casuals!
[PC PLAYERS]
Casuals!
[PC ELITIST]
And we shall wait no more!
[ALL]
They think they play real games
But we know it's not the same thing
[GAMER (over PC & CONSOLE PLAYERS)]
Can't we all just be idorts?!
[PC & CONSOLE PLAYERS]
We will sound the drums of war
(Casuals! Casuals!)
Now, we sound the drums of war
(Casuals! Casuals!)
[PC ELITIST]
Now we see what comes
Of multi-platform scum
[CONSOLE PLAYERS]
Now we sound the drums ... of ... war!
[PC PLAYERS]
Of course it means the drums ... of ... war!
[GAMER (over PC & CONSOLE PLAYERS)]
Is the death of the board I love
Carried in the drumming of war?
Credits
/v/ the Musical

/v/ the Musical

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