*Crickets chirping*
[DARREN, whispering]
Alpha team, move into secondary position. Echo team, fall into formation.
[TIMMY, whispering]
In position, awaiting orders
[DARREN]
You guys did that really well.
[TREVOR, whispering]
Yeah, good job.
[ZACH, SAM, AND TIMMY, whispering]
Thanks.
[DARREN]
Okay, here's the situation: we've got fifteen kremlin guards ten feet that way, so wait for my signal and then neutralize them so bravo team can make its move. Everyone ready?
[ZACH, TIMMY, AND TREVOR]
Yeah.
[SAM]
I'm not.
[DARREN]
What's wrong?
[SAM]
My stomach hurts.
[TREVOR]
What's wrong with it?
[SAM]
I've got that thing, where like, pressure builds up, and then it's like, really unbearable, and then it goes away. I'll be fine, I just need a couple of seconds.
[TREVOR[
Is that, like, gas?
[SAM]
Yeah, I think so.
[DARREN]
Yeah, I think it's gas.
[SAM]
It's gas.
[DARREN]
Okay, that's fine. Everyone hang tight.
[SAM]
Yeah, I've got gas, but I'll be cool in a couple minutes.
[DARREN]
Take your time.
[TREVOR]
Hey.
[DARREN]
What?
[TREVOR]
You see that guy?
[DARREN]
Which guy?
[TREVOR]
That guy way over there by the fence.
[DARREN]
Oh, yeah.
[TREVOR]
I'm gonna kill that guy.
[DARREN]
Okay. What gun are you going to use?
[TREVOR]
I don't know. I have a lot of guns.
[DARREN]
You really do.
[TREVOR]
Yeah, I brought all of 'em.
[DARREN]
Look at you. How did you get all those guns to fit on your outfit?
[TREVOR]
I took all the grenades off of my outfit.
[DARREN]
Well, why'd you do that?
[TREVOR]
I just never use the grenades.
[DARREN]
Yeah,
[TREVOR]
Have you ever used the grenades?
[DARREN]
No, I've never used them.
[TREVOR]
You never use them, but I use the guns a lot.
[DARREN]
Yeah.
[ZACH]
Hey man, where'd you get that camouflage?
[TIMMY]
I went out and bought it. Do you like it?
[ZACH]
Yeah, I can hardly see you.
[TIMMY]
Yeah, I didn't like the standard issue camouflage.
[ZACH]
Yeah, I don't like that either.
[TIMMY]
You should go get your own!
[ZACH]
I should! Where'd you get it?
[TIMMY]
At Target.
[ZACH]
Really? What's it called?
[TIMMY]
It's called "Big buck".
[ZACH]
Whoa, that's cool.
[DARREN]
I don't wanna wear these gloves, you know these gloves make my hands so sweaty.
[SAM]
Well, you have to wear the gloves, or else they'll see your hands. They can't see your hands if you're wearing the gloves, so everyone has to wear the gloves, except Jason.
[DARREN]
Why doesn't Jason have to wear gloves?
[SAM]
'Cause he's black.
[DARREN]
Well what about his palms?
[SAM]
Well, he has to keep his hands closed, so he's not allowed to wave.
[DARREN]
Oh, that's good.
[SAM]
If he knows that one night, he's gonna have to wave or something, then he has to wear the gloves.
[TREVOR]
I lost a clip.
[DARREN]
You lost your clip?
[TREVOR]
Yeah, does anybody see it?
[ZACH]
Hold on, hold on, I'm gonna use my night vision goggles to find it.
[TREVOR]
Ah, that's a good idea.
[DARREN]
Where did you get those?
[ZACH]
They gave them to me before we left.
[DARREN]
Why did they give them to you?
[ZACH]
I have a second mission that's a secret.
[DARREN]
Oh, cool.
[TREVOR]
That's so cool.
[ZACH]
Yeah, thanks.
[TIMMY]
Do the goggles work very well?
[ZACH]
I don't know, I haven't used them yet. Let me turn them on.
[TREVOR]
Oh, I just found my clip.
[ZACH]
Oh, you did?
[TREVOR]
Yeah, I just found it. It rolled under my leg.
[ZACH]
Throw it down again, let me find it.
[TREVOR]
Okay, hold on.
*Thud*
[ZACH]
Oh, they're right there.
[TREVOR]
Yeah.
[ZACH]
Cool, these things really work.
[SAM]
Hey, I think I'm okay right now.
[DARREN]
Your gas is gone?
[SAM]
Yeah, it goes away after a couple minutes. But every couple of minutes you just have to sit down because it swells up again.
[DARREN]
Okay, well let's go. Move out team, let's go. Move out.
*Leaves rustling*
*People screaming*
*Distant gun shots*
