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Alvin and the Chipmunks vs Chip N’ Dale Lyrics by CMRB

Season 2

2014

[Intro]
EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
VS
CHIP N' DALE
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Alvin, Simon, and Theodore]
We’re attracting audiences, while you’re just annoying inbreds
I could see something more entertaining from a fucking house pet
Your show was cancelled, and yet our movies are still going!
And your ratings were slowly slipping down the tree without notice
It’s clear to see you guys don’t have any talent, so don’t pretend
What do you do? We’re singers, musicians; this’ll be your chipper end
Why are we even rapping against these chumps? The Chip n' Dale show was shit!
You gonna put up fist to fists, when you don’t even have wits to defeat this!
[Verse 2: Chip, Dale, and Both
Hey Dale! Yeah? Wanna hear about these chunky chips all in a nutshell?
Well one day, they stood up to us, the rescue rangers, CHIP AND DALE
You’re a real pop group? Well then I’m guessing you suck!
I’ll buck ya'll, you better duck, after this you’ll be in the rough
You can talk but you can’t think, could you even be more stupid?
All you're known for is novelty singing, how did they get their own movie?!
Who the fuck are the Chipettes? Your show makes no sense! It means nothing
By the end not only Dave will be the one shouting ALLLLLVVIIIIN!
[Verse 3: Alvin, Simon, Theodore, and All]
We make our own songs, not winding up Donald Duck in the park
We rap like the tree you live in, cause we go hard like bark!
I knew my calculations were right, you’re both gonna lose
Heck, even Gadget Hackwrench is a better character than you!
We got a cartoon, 3 hit movies, and we will always live on
How are you gonna compete with us? Nobody even knows you anymore, sons!
We will always win, no way these little pricks can beat us!
A new hint single, Disney character rip-offs defeated by The Chimpmunks!
[Verse 4: Chip, Dale, and Both]
Theodore really needs to lay off all the snacks!
And Simon, shut up you nerd, I’ll break your glasses and
Who could ever stand you? You’re more annoying than Fred
When rapping against us, you’ll never get a good success
It's fucking Chip and Dale, you’re not even trying!
At the end of this battle WE’LL LEAVE YOU DEAD AND CRYING!
That’ll teach you not to mess with Chip and Dale, the Rescue Rangers!
[Outro: The Announcer and Chip and Dale]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC-
Cartoon! Hehehehe!
...MADE RAP BATTLES!
Credits
CMRB

CMRB

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