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Chef vs Cleveland Brown Lyrics by CMRB

Season 2

2015

[Intro]
EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
CHEF
VS
CLEVELAND
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Chef]
Hello there Children, today's course is Cleveland stew
Just like my food, my victory will be easy to do
Shoot you up like Stewie and fry you up like my chicken
I think you aren’t ready for a verbal ass-kicking
I'll make love to your woman, lay her down by the fire
All you are is mustached annoying voiced retarded liar!
Now children, watch as I beat Cleveland and his fruity club
So let the Chef cook up rhymes at this Family Guy rip-off
[Verse 2: Cleveland Brown]
Ha ha! It’s the zombie who’s obsessed with kids' willys
Children licking your chocolate salty balls? Oh that’s nasty
Call me the Chocolate River cause I got the most flow
Just stick to cooking and Jazz since your rhyme scheme blows
You knocked up a hermaphrodite, that’s desperate Jerome
Make me a sandwich bitch can’t top my Deli and zone
You’ll be the one screaming no no no when I dish out the burning
But this time yo black ass will not be returning
[Verse 3: Chef]
With my set of rhymes, I’ll set this bitch on fire
No wonder your wife cheated on your ass with Quagmire
You have lost against me and theres no salvation
I just ended the Clevelands like your show's cancellation
[Verse 4: Cleveland Brown]
You won't be getting any Chef Aid so you better say your bidding
You're family's so damn poor, can't even spare three fifty
And so I've found a place, where everyone will know and see
The Cleveland massacre has shed more blood than your death scene
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
Credits
CMRB

CMRB

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