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Ben Shapiro vs Hans Moleman Lyrics by CMRB

Cartoon Made Rap Battles (Reboot)

2020

[Announcer]
1, 2, 3, go!
[Ben Shapiro (Adroitwhiz)]
Say, theoretically, somebody's gay for Moleman
Maybe if this were plausible, you wouldn't be so sad
Though we should note that this is hypothetical; opposed to the set-in-stone fact that I'm gonna throw Hans
Despite making 50% of the lines, you only take the dub 0% of the time
My two cents as to why you're bad and actively losing is because you're rapping, grandpa, whereas I'm making music
[Hans Moleman (Seth W.)]
Who you callin' grandpa? I'm 31, actually
Old-fashioned and impractical: you're a faulty facts machine
Give that minute of my life back to me
Even a ball to the groin didn't put me in this kind agony (ow)
I can see how you'rе Matilda's cousin—you've got the power to makе people leave the room with your discussions
You lean far-right? Well, that's what I got this cane for
Ben Shapiro just got destroyed by—
[Ben Shapiro (Adroitwhiz)]
—Sure Eeyore
Say for the sake of debate, uh, that your lines meant shit to me
I'd save 'em all for my book and name it "The Wrong Side of Dissery"
I'll put my foot up your balls, you crippled commie creeper
Studies show they call you Moleman cuz you're digging yourself deeper
[Hans Moleman (Seth W.)]
Oh, I was led to believe I was Bart Simpson
But you couldn't brainwash me to follow your way of thinkin'
Yeah, I've got such a pristine flow when I drop a rap
I can bring down the house and sell it all to Aquaman
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