[Intro] EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES! BIG MAC VS! ICE BEAR BEGIN! [Verse 1: Ice Bear] Ice Bear spits hot, and serves an arsenal of dis(h)ses While you’re about as cold and uptight as his living conditions Ice Bear dominates the art of rap and spits his quips vehemently In this, Ice Bear’s aggressive and won’t obtain his win legally You make Ice Bear faceplant, eucalyptus, so go and Nom Nom right on these disses Ice Bear will Zap you like your Apples, expect to go out of business Ice Bear’s a survival hero, Bear Gryll-ing rhymes like burgers With the odds stacked against you, this’ll be my Sweet Apple Massacre [Verse 2: Big Macintosh] Alright, Mr Smarty Pants, there’s no need to be so crabby Crustaceans ‘cause more than hearing loss if think you can out rap me Compared to the Crusader’s motives; your notions seem more bogus Leave you in more of a trance than if I bestowed to you hypnosis I see you’re Flutter-shy when it comes to spitting cyphers You’ll have the fate of Flim and Flam, when it comes to the de-CIDER (Eeyup.) I’ll buck you up, knocking you down like my farm’s trees I’m Grizzly on the mic; you ripped your verbal schtick from Trixie [Verse 3: Ice Bear] Stay in the closet, big guy, Ice Bear thinks you’re too much to bear ‘Cause Ice Bear has seen more efficient Apples running Windows software For a teacher as your love interest, you don’t seem all that smart Ice Bear spits sharp remarks like ninja stars, leaving more than “Cutie” Marks You’re a feminine crossdressing insecure gluttonous liar With more drunken and tedious lines than when you sell your cider Ice Bear’s natural instinct; display raps in environments like these Emphasis your fat all you like, Ice Bear doesn’t take shit from a pony [Verse 4: Big Macintosh] You must be an Everyday Bear if you think you can do any harm You’re like a schmoozy whoopie Maud Pie, except minus the charm You just weigh your brothers down; I’m too big to handle on your own This monotone germaphobe’s prone to the flow of this Ponytone An illeist counterfeit, those soft raps are like something you’d knit So indolent and emotionless; I’ve seen more life in Granny Smith There’s nothing wild about you, I would describe ya as quite primitive So step off my farm’s perimeter and go back to your Care Bear misfits [Outro] WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
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