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Bank Account Lyrics by Gilbert Gottfried

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A man goes into a bank, he goes into a bank goes up to a white haired lady by the desk, and he goes “Yeah I want to open a fucking bank account.” The woman goes, “uhh what did you said,” he goes “I said I want to open a fucking bank account” she goes “You better watch your language or I’m gonna get the manager.” He goes why, cause I want to open a fucking bank account. So she storms off gets the manager, the Manger walks over goes, what seems to be the trouble here sir, the man goes “I want to open a fucking a bank account for five thousand dollars” And the bank manager goes “ohh and is this cunt giving you a hard time?”
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Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert Gottfried

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"Bank Account" appears on "Dirty Jokes".

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