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Dead Hooker Lyrics by Gilbert Gottfried

Dirty Jokes

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Man goes to a whore house, only has two dollars. They say, well go up to the room we have a dead hooker. So he goes “Okay,” we’ve all been in that situation. Don’t act like you’d turn it town, ya sure you can scoff of it. But do you think we'll see, sponge her off and okay. He goes up and comes back down. They say “Well how was it?” he goes “Oh, It was great. The only problem was her nose kept running.” “Ah well she’s probably full”
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Gilbert Gottfried

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About “Dead Hooker” by Gilbert Gottfried

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"Dead Hooker" appears on "Dirty Jokes".

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