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Dirty Jokes

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, this is a more tasteful one, it’s got cute animals. See the thing is, the shit and the fucking is distatful, but when there’s cute animals. There’s something, oh it’s cute, ohad I’ll get this I’ll play it for the kids. A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit, and goes “Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?” And the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit. Which I thought, for myself, was inconsiderate of the bear, ya just don’t do that. You wouldn’t do it if you were taking a shit with a midget. You wouldn't wipe your ass, well he’d start furling his arms and legs around, so it’s not really that you’re so considerate.
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Gilbert Gottfried

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