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Death or Oogoo Lyrics by Gilbert Gottfried

Dirty Jokes

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Two missionaries get caught in Africa. They get caught by a tribe of primitives. The chief goes “Alright, you’ve been capture in our land. I’ll give you a choice, It’s either death or oogoo” and the two missionaries look at each other, and one of them goes “I’ll take Oogoo” and the chief goes “Oogoo it is, then” and everyone one of the primatives grabs the missionaries, and starts fucking him. They’re fucking him all over the place. They’re fucking him for ten hours straight. Then they take a nap and come back. They’re fucking him for fiftten hours. They’re fucking him and cumming in his mouth and all over his face and body. They’re just totally caked up with cum, and they just drop him to the ground. Caked with cum. Did I mention that he primitives were fucking him? Shotting come. And you call these primitives people? I beg to differ. They fucked him for god knows, maybe two days straight. In the ass, in the mouth. This is not something that I care to understand or sympathize with. Well after this is over, the Chief turns to the other missionary “Well, what do you want” and he goes “Well, Death” and the Chief goes “Well, death it is, but first Oogoo”
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Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert Gottfried

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