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[Verse]
Hey, you know the feeling
Your mate says the waves are peeling
Cool your heels, boy, you can't surf
You know you're gonna look silly
And that the air is feeling chilly
And your body's old like Colin Firth
The lineup demands respect
Which way does your wetsuit zip up, have you checked?
Remember the zip's predominately at the back
You can drive to the beach with your wetty half on
How are you enjoying the song?
So grab a shell from the sand, put it to your ear
The message from the ocean is loud and clear
[Chorus]
You can be a One Knee Noni
But aim to be a Two Foot Tony
You can be in a barrel, Darryl
Get ready to shred, Fred
'Cause it's well worth learning to surf
[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus]
You can be a One Knee Noni
But aim to be a Two Foot Tony
You can be in a barrel, Darryl
Get ready to shred, Fred
'Cause it's well worth learning to surf
[Pre-Chorus]
There's something pulling stronger than a rip
The sea is close, you can taste it on your lips
[Chorus]
You can be a One Knee Noni
But aim to be a Two Foot Tony
You'll be in a barrel, Darryl
Get ready to shred, Fred
'Cause it's well worth learning
Oh, it's well worth learning
Mhm
To surf
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Hamish & Andy

Hamish & Andy

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