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Brazilian Hotel Mario vs. Mario Taking A Piss Lyrics by HeyyItsKris

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Season 1

2022

[Verse 1: Brazilian Hotel Mario]
Olá, eu sou o Super Mario e você pode chupar nozes deez
Regra número um do hotel: todas as torradeiras tornarão suas nozes. (cirurgia inferior)
Como você pode dizer, eu quero arrancar suas nozes
O xixi é armazenado nas bolas, então me dê suas nozes
[Verse 2: Mario Taking A Piss]
Time to take a piss…
No, time to spit a diss
Language boundary causes all your shit to miss
The things I will make you lorve because of my piss
I hope you get the gist
YOU WON'T TAKE MY NUTS MOTHERFUCKER!
On funny memes, you don’t make the list
Luigi seems like a meatballs-only motherfucker
[Verse 3: Brazilian Hotel Mario]
Chame você dе Patrick Star porque estou excitando Soulja Boy nеste ho
Você é muito desagradável e estúpido, uma vadia de quinhentos dólares
One-hit te matar com minha glock .9 como se você fosse kooper
Portuguese suck, I'm English now, go fuck yourself
[Verse 4: Mario Taking A Piss]
Awkward pause, you a bitch
Photoshop looks like shit
Like Berdly vs. Arcade Craniacs, time for me to vent
Now for me to finish taking a piss. (Ah…)
[Verse 5: MX]
You just keep rhyming nuts and piss; that isn't funny!
Stupid memes won’t get you far, especially not any money
You think you're strong with a .9? Just wait till I break out the ‘85!
Making sure that Lucas won't get far and leave his parents to cry
Mario's will be left in Madness, no chance of escaping my realm
Now's your chance to dodge my POW, oops, seems like you both fell down… (Wahoo!)
[Outro: MX]
See you next time...
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HeyyItsKris

HeyyItsKris

About “Brazilian Hotel Mario vs. Mario Taking A Piss” by HeyyItsKris

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