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Coach Banko vs. Haiji Towa Lyrics by HeyyItsKris

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Season 2

2023

[Intro]
Inside Joke Rap Battles!
Coach Banko!
Vs
Haiji Towa!
[Verse 1: Coach Banko]
Settle down class, come and take a seat
While I tear down this animated, one-note freak!
You fucked up The Resistance by bein’ a coward!
Your punishment is 4 laps around the track and no after-shower!
You’re a big boy, so you can handle the truth!
I’ve Peppinio in Ohio with more Uncanny Rizz than you!
You know I like ‘em young, that’s why I teach Health to Freshmen
But I do not like men
I like young women!
You abused your half-sister, cause shе stole your thunder!
But we know deep down you abusеd her in a different way, brotha!
So go suck on my Bank-hole, cause that’s all you’re good for!
Now I’m gonna talk to the other coaches and tune out all your lore
[Verse 2: Haiji Towa]
Monaca’s a manipulative bitch who’s unwanted!
But down in the South, I know you’d be running
From Chris Hansen cause you’re not slick like butter!
When half your class ends up reporting you to Crime Stoppers!
You led the Football team to a 12-match losing streak!
Then you abandoned the team, and took your grateful leave!
You’re a fucking asshole bitch motherfucker fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck YOU!
[Verse 3: Coach Banko]
Take your ass to 402
Keep the Loli porn with you!
Your creators erased your spin-off game like Abraba-kadoo!
We the Coach Banko Money Gang, we love callin’ football games!
All I want for Christmas is not another Mid-ganronpa fan in my class!
[Verse 4: Haiji Towa]
You talk about my fanbase, well I find it funny
You look like you’d play my games looking for some cunny!
And the line about my sister, that was out-of-context!
Your barber must of cut your brain when you got that bald head!
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HeyyItsKris

HeyyItsKris

About “Coach Banko vs. Haiji Towa” by HeyyItsKris

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