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Cursed Sir Chumming-ton Sings A Song (Scary Funky Pro Wrestling Halloween Horror Parody) Lyrics by HeyyItsKris

2024

[Verse: Sir Chumming-ton]
What if I lost forever?
Mr. Krabs’ to keep?
He’d make me lose, spit on my shoes, oh yeah, and turn me into a freak!
I’d be downright angry!
Poor Type 2-TON
He was too fat, got buried inside of a ditch
Where was Key Lime, Luigi, Roman, Question, MX, and Peter G.?
They’re all fucking cunts!
Think I went a bit bonanza!
Alone in London
My date stood me up at a movie drive-in
I eat fish and chips, eat some biscuits with tea
Now I’m bound to go on a wrestling killing spree!
I remember the days you’d all laugh in my face
Make fun of my country, call me a disgracе
But Sir Chumming-ton’s loose, I got one thing to say
I’m coming for you; I’m gonna bite off your facе!
[Chorus: Sir Chumming-ton, Key Lime, Mr. Krabs, Francisco and GM ???]
Shut up British man, I’LL KILL YOU
Shut up Key Lime, I’ll kill you
Sorry matey, now go make me some money!
Shut up Mr. Krabs, I’m gonna kill you!
The “B” in “British” stands for bitch!
Not again Francisco
Sir Chumming-ton, where the fuck have you been?
Too late, ??? I’m killing you slow!
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HeyyItsKris

HeyyItsKris

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