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BRVR (Pokémon Dead Channel) vs. MX Lyrics by HeyyItsKris

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Season 2

2023

[Intro]
Inside Joke Rap Battles
BRVR
Vs
MX
Begin!
[Verse 1: BRVR]
I’m gonna put you up now on the executioner’s panel
Welcome MX, to my Dead Chan- *gunshot*
[Verse 2: MX and Brazilian Hotel Mario]
Ahem, anyways
You just keep rhyming nuts and piss; that isn’t funny!
Stupid memes won’t get you far, especially not any money
You know, it just isn’t the same anymore
Am I not funny anymore?
I don’t even have an opponent now…
Maybe I should come up with some new material-
Olá
What
[Verse 3: Brazilian Hotel Mario]
Olá, eu sou o Super Mario e você pode chupar nozes deez
Regra número um do hotel: todas as torradeiras tornarão suas nozes. (cirurgia inferior)
Como você pode dizer, eu quero arrancar suas nozes
O xixi é armazenado nas bolas, então me dê suas nozes
[Interlude, spoken: MX and Mario Pissing]
I mean- I mean that’s not funny at all, you literally just repeated exactly what you said last time
I-It’s not even directed towards me!
I’m not the one who pisses here!
Where the hell is that guy anyway?
Time to take a piss…
OH GOD!
[Verse 4: Mario Pissing]
Time to take a piss…
No… time to spit a diss!
MX, you are a fucking asshole bitch!
Interrupting people when your verse sounds like piss
I hope you get the gist
YOU SHOWED UP 5 TIMES MOTHERFUCKER
On funny jokes, you’ve run your course
You’re not even funny when having gay intercourse!
[Interlude, spoken: MX]
Okay, okay I get it!
The joke is overdone now, now if you leave me alone for once I can finally come up with something new… god
Uhm…
Let’s see…
This is harder than it sounds
[Verse 5: John Marston and MX]
My name is John Marston and I’m here to say
You interrupted my Redemption story, but I won’t let you have your way
You fucking killed me, had the army and everything!
All because you went 5 months without appearanceing?
I can build houses faster than your joke got stale!
You look like Mario except really really pale!
Better hitch up your horse and “Wahoo” away, buddy
Or else your corpse will be rolling with the tumbleweeds
Okay, I know what I did was bad and all
DUDE, YOU KILLED ME!
Hey, hey listen I’m sorry it wasn’t my plan I just-
[Verse 6: Lord X, MX and Mario Pissing]
YOU JUST KEEP RHYMING NUTS AND PISS THAT ISN’T FUNNY
LORD X, WHAT THE FUCK?!
What the hell is happening?
[Interlude, spoken: MX]
EVERYONE SHUT UP!
Okay, listen, I’m sorry for interrupting you all!
I understand it wasn’t necessary and even though I'm bullshitting myself through this insincere apology, what I am sorry for is doing the same joke 6 times in a row now
Hijacking random battles for no reason is fine once, hell even twice, but continuing on a joke for the sake of consistency just waters down the joke
I may love screaming “nuts and piss” as much as the next guy but-
[Verse 7: Huggy Wuggy]
It’s me Huggy Wuggy bitches, and I’m here to say!
MX, your joke isn’t funny and you sound gay!
Ruining this battle with a moral; how corny!
And if I want cheap garbage, I’d call up Kissy Missy!
MX, you look like a cracker, a pale-ass giant bitch!
Call you Poppy ‘cause you ‘boutta Playtime with my penis- *gunshot
[MX]
We’re not doing this again
You know, one last time for Season 2, and for only one appearance per season of Inside Joke Rap Battles going forward! (Ha ha!)
[Verse 8: MX]
You just keep rhyming nuts and piss; that isn’t funny!
Stupid memes won’t get you far, especially not any money
You think you’re strong with a .9? Just wait till I break out the ‘85!
Making sure that Lucas won’t get far and leave his parents to cry
Mario’s will be left in Madness, no chance of escaping my realm
Now’s your chance to dodge my POW, oops, seems like you both fell down… (Wahoo!)
[Outro: MX]
See you next time…
Hahahahaha!
Credits
HeyyItsKris

HeyyItsKris

About “BRVR (Pokémon Dead Channel) vs. MX” by HeyyItsKris

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