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Cubicle Reaper Lyrics by Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons

Slap That Ask

2021

Get to your desk
I’m a cubicle reaper
I hate my commute
I drive a Mazda 3
I used to take the train until they ran out of seats
Because everyone’s so busy
Trying to get ahead
Stuck in fucking traffic gotta pay their fucking rent
Well I’m not going to stand for it
Stanford MBAs
Reporting to some jagoff less intelligent than may
Me me me business casual week
I know the pecking order ‘cause I read the spreadsheets
I’ve got shit for brains
My employer tells me that I’m inept and I’m not a team player
Shit for brains
I’m always late cause I can’t figure out if my socks match my bla
Zurich, Switzerland
Offshore citizen
You only live once tax haven yodellin’
Here I go again
I’m all by myself
I got my briefcase
And nobody else

I know
That I never wanna go back to my cubicle
Ever again, my severance is
About to get paid so I'm a burn down this place
I know
That I never wanna go back to my cubicle
Ever again, my severance is
About to get paid so I'm a burn down this place

I don’t even answer phones
So leave me alone
Like Mr. Culkin in the 90s when his parents weren’t home
Give a dog a pro
Motion it helps
Productivity and to build our wealth
But they don’t really care
So long as shareholders stare
At the big fat fucking profits we don’t ever share
And they post in their quarterlies
While the rest of us orderlies
Can hardly make a payment while we’re taking it orally
I’m not sorry lo siento lo siento
Latin market losses are incidental
Bailout, furlough, downsizing
I don’t, give a, fact-finding
Mission statements are vague and ancient
Wonders of the world assholes created
Take a walk in my shoes
And you’ll see my issues
I’ve got more than Nat Geo and they’re all doom and gloom

I know
That I never wanna go back to my cubicle
Ever again, my severance is
About to get paid so I'm a burn down this place
I know
That I never wanna go back to my cubicle
Ever again, my severance is
About to get paid so I'm a burn down this place
Get to your desk
Get to your desk
Get to your desk
I’m the cubicle reaper
Get to your desk
Get to your desk
Get to your desk
I’m the cubicle reaper
Get to your desk
Get to your desk
Get to your desk
I’m the cubicle reaper
About to get to get to get paid
Get to your desk
I’m the cubicle reaper
Burn down this place
Get to your desk
I’m the cubicle reaper

About “Cubicle Reaper” by Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons

Read the complete lyrics to "Cubicle Reaper" by Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons from the album "Slap That Ask" in 2021. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Cubicle Reaper" appears on "Slap That Ask" in 2021.

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