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Pencil Embezzle Lyrics by Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons

Slap That Ask

2021

Pen and pad the Impaler
Protractor's my spit
That I use to stab stolen notes that I've posted
As I peel one off I take another box
And I fudge my finger prints so I never get caught
Repeat I am not the Grand & Toy Bandit
I'm just a paper clip kleptomaniac runnin' rampid
Who can rip your pencil sharpener right out of the wall
Cause I'm the stealth stationery stealin' Steven Seagal
I launder liquid paper to white out all your mistakes
Including the graffiti all over your pencil case
That's right
Human Kebab sittin' in a tree
S-T-E-A-L-I-N-G

Damn
It’s how we do it
Ima show you dudes how to rock
Damn
It’s how we do it
Ima show you dudes how to rock
So here I come
Ima show you dudes how to rock
Damn
It’s how we do it
Ima show you dudes how to rock

I'm the centimetre leader
The ruler of thieves
I snatch your metre stick
And I teefed it
I'm takin' all your Bics when you're held at ballpoint
The shit happened so fast you never heard my say yoink
Which means you missed the whole point of my highlighter heist
Pens Drive My Soul like Lights
I've got your pencils on hold and you will see
That you have to let go like Avril Lavigne
I'm the Crayon crook
With a thumbtack
So give me all your colours and empty the pack
Red, white, blue, green and gray
Because this type of shit happens everyday
You can't draw
I like to rob
You can't arrest me
I stole the law
Human Kebab sittin' in a tree
S-T-E-A-L-I-N-G
Damn
It’s how we do it
Ima show you dudes how to rock
Damn
It’s how we do it
Ima show you dudes how to rock
So here I come
Ima show you dudes how to rock
Damn
It’s how we do it
Ima show you dudes how to rock
So here I come

About “Pencil Embezzle” by Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons

Read the complete lyrics to "Pencil Embezzle" by Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons from the album "Slap That Ask" in 2021. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

"Pencil Embezzle" is performed by Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons. from the album "Slap That Ask" in 2021 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Pencil Embezzle", explore more songs by Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Pencil Embezzle" is credited to Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Pencil Embezzle" appears on "Slap That Ask" in 2021.

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