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Stationery Robbery (Remix) Lyrics by Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons

Slap That Ask

2020

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen



I took your HB, 2B and your Sharpie

Your protractor set, laptop and PC

Now you can't write

Nor can you type

Let's just say your office supplies are really tight

You can walk and talk but you can't use chalk

I've even got your blackboard on my jock

I cock-back your stapler with my whole punch caper

The Staples Bandit cause I'm their paperclip taker



Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen



Finders keeper, three ring binders weepers

Death to your desk I'm the cubicle Reaper

No interweb, no internet, no email no

Actually I saw your modem in an old box at my yard sale

Frustration you lack a power point presentation

No pointer, no laser, just a pencil with a worn down eraser

That's right, I'm takin' all your Bics when you're held at ballpoint

I own stapler, paper and your whole punch

And while I robbed your office I even stole your lunch



Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen so you can't even write again

Stationery Robbery

I stole your pen

About “Stationery Robbery (Remix)” by Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons

Read the complete lyrics to "Stationery Robbery (Remix)" by Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons from the album "Slap That Ask" in 2020. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Canadian Rap, Rap, Canada.

"Stationery Robbery (Remix)" is performed by Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons. from the album "Slap That Ask" in 2020 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Stationery Robbery (Remix)", explore more songs by Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Stationery Robbery (Remix)" appears on "Slap That Ask" in 2020.

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